Mandentory

when a man is so caught up in his everyday stress that going to his "man cave" is inevitable.

Guy 1: Dude we gotta chill i got big news.
Guy 2: Dang man is it serious?
Guy 1: Its more than that. Its mandentory

by SWpride September 30, 2011

mandela money

The new South African bank notes with Nelson Mandela's face on them.

I don't have that old cash money anymore, I'm spending that 'mandela money'.

by P S Quint October 28, 2013

Mandela-ing

When playing monopoly, a player stays in jail for an extended period of time to prevent paying rent on expensive properties.

Mandela-ing late in the game allowed Jack to retain enough funds to buy a hotel on boardwalk.

by Braj Gibson December 24, 2013

maeden

Maeden is a basketball player, who is determined always. They like eating food, and are shy in school. They dont go anywhere without friends. Although they want to be right, they aren't always. They are smart and people are often appalled when they find out she is younger. If you're a guy, get yourself a Maeden.

Friend: I need help with the test.
Maeden: I can help you, what do you need?

by MonkeyBaller03 November 15, 2018

mandem joking

when a man says something to a man/gyal portraying it as a joke bc he ent confident enough to ask it for real. if they take it as a joke they act as if it was a joke the whole time, if they take it genuinely then they pretend they was serious or vice versa depending on which way advantages them.

as well as this the phrase can also be used if the opposite person knows what the phrase means

example of mandem joking:

question: “ay clare you’re looking peng still you tryna fuck... haha”

reply1: “nah fuck off”
response1: “haha i was joking relax”

reply2: “when you thinking hunni?”
response2: “my gaff at 9”

example of using the phrase:

“cum on my tits... hahaha mandem joking”

by KINGNUTSACK December 11, 2019

Madden Fatigue

noun - To be extremely fatigued from playing the EA Sports video game "John Madden NFL Football," This can happen after playing a series of either the Ultimate Teams MUT H2H, or a series of "Weekend League" Games.
Effects of Madden Fatigue include-Erectile Dysfunction, Making bad reads and getting frustrated, Playing extremely aggressive, and instant death.

viewer 1: Mayzomatic threw 4 picks that game, hes ass
viewer 2: nah he was drunk af and also madden fatigue
viewer 1: i guess you're right

by Stinky Toe February 3, 2021

Plastic Maiden

Gayest Canoe ever. also known as Plastic Dildo. Usually occupied by kids of homosexual orientation. named plastic maiden to cover up homosexuality.

The Plastic Maiden, one of the canoes that traveled with the Iron Lung, was to girly to paddle across the road and get in the newspaper

by Isaac D Wilkins April 23, 2007