Post Malone

An over-rated, white, homeless-looking boy with bad facial tattoos* whose signature music style is to sing as if he is whining, in the same tune, over and over again.

*He has admitted in interviews that he got his facial tattoos because he wanted to piss off his mommy.

Girl: Who is that guy whining on the radio?
Guy: Oh, that's just Post Malone, he will be whining for a while- Please feel free to change the station.

by Cthulhuhoop October 29, 2018

Jigga malone

The Rap name Facebook gives you when your born on the 20th of December.

Yo have you heard that rapper, Jigga Malone.

by Jigga Malone November 5, 2016

Brandon malone

A very weird kid that has the nickname ginger he also has a crush on Alex Crosby

Hey ginger!(Brandon Malone)

by Masonmessi10 December 1, 2016

Balls Maloney

A drunk Irishman’s balls after self fondling.

I had a pretty phat orgasm after that Balls Maloney last night.

by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 16, 2019

lee malone

1) a red neck term used often to get some one away from you or for them to stop bothering you
2)the name of a shrekish person who ignores people but its bc he is ignored also...his parents named him lee malone

1)upset redneck father says to kids who wont leave him alone-"GOD DAMN KIDS LEE MALONE I JUST WANT TO EAT IN PEACE!"
2) wow he hasn't talked to me in 4 days he is so being a lee malone

by bowlin bitch 29 June 28, 2010

stockton-to-malone

When a white man allows black man to have sex with his wife/girlfriend.

Barney always did have strange fetishes, like when he pulled a Stockton-to-Malone, passing Belinda to his new friend D'Juan, and jerking off to the videotape for weeks after.

by mephistopheles jefferson April 5, 2009

Post Malone

Post Malone (pohst muh-lohn) - after sex cuddling on dirty sheets.

Post Malone ; verb, I like to snuggle up for some nice Post Malone with my girl after we do the deed.

by AsswithaC October 25, 2017