Malleting

Taken from the word 'spiggiting'. This is commonly used and known within the vast gay community as the "shove your nuts in my mouth and i will tickle them Parade". Several activities take place during the course of this parade, and one of these great activites is where four men gather round in a circle and squirt their mayonaise into each others mouth, the aim of that game is to see who cant take it anymore. first person to leave the circle gets their 'DingDong' chewed by a homosexual chimp.

"Do you remember that 'Malleting' day?? Can't believe Toby gave up, he was doing so well but i guess Mike was filling Toby's mouth up with his love juice quicker then anyone else were. Shame that Toby had his dick chewed by Matt, but oh well....I hear that Toby and Pandy live together and usually go to 'Malleting' days together now. Toby oonce did mention that "i love Pandy's COCK", those were his excact words, if i remember correctly."

by Brendas Got'a'baby April 20, 2007

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O'malled

To cheat on one's spouse/lover, take their money, and destroy there self-esteem. Then break up with them since they are broke and whiney.
<for extra points cornhole her>
<or have her admitted to Psyche unit>

Hey what happened to Jenny, why she is broke and crying?

Oh, got all that I could from here and she was annoying me so I O'Malled her.

by kelsith March 5, 2003

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Mallet

Post - Mallet = An after mallet

One would have a major after mallet upon onesself

by Risky November 30, 2003

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Malexory Beach

A beautiful manmade beach off of Bard Rd. in Muskegon; Malexory Beach is basically a kiddie pool filled with hot water carried outside from the bathtub in buckets, a small amount of sand/dirt, and one bright colored umbrella

What's the weather like at Malexory Beach?!

by imalwaysdown January 1, 2011

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mallecstasy

malicious ecstasy/pleasure or rejoicing in others' misfortunes especially the ones who you consider as your equal or who you even look upto.
this does not relate to joy experienced when defeating an enemy or beating competition. mallecstasy is worse than envy, in that it doesn't stop at being sad at other peoples' fortunes but it relishes the misfortunes of others.

preity: oh hi dahling! i bumped into ishita the other day n what do i say, but she looked so shabby n worn out and bitter! i hardly recognised her .. i guess her divorce has really taken a toll on her .... so sad! she was such a nice girl- gorgeous and kind... she was our poster girl! ... but now....
radhika: my my! u r squirming with happiness, arent u! called me to share your mallecstasy?

by kimkimmiblue December 6, 2011

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