Thanks John Madden

Said to someone that states the obvious. Inspired by famed football announcer and HOF coach John Madden. captain obvious

John Madden: Tom Brady has 49 TDs passes this season and Randy Moss has 22 rec TDs if Tom throws 1 more TD to Moss, Tom will have 50 TDs and Moss will have 23!

Al Michael: Thanks John Madden (under his breath) please die...

by Vishus55 January 2, 2009

Star platinum: made in heaven

The act of moving so fast that destroy time and space structure and reset the universe

Person 1: i am a gay priest
Person 2: Star platinum: made in heaven

by Hol Horse August 29, 2020

Benji Madden

Benjamin Levi "Benji" Madden (born March 11, 1979) is the guitarist and backup vocalist of the band Good Charlotte. His twin brother, Joel, is the band's vocalist. His father left the family on Christmas Eve when he was 16 years old. Benji was often blamed for Joel's misbehavior because he was known as a troublemaker. Benji and Joel also suffered alienation in school for being fans of punk rock. Benji is 5 minutes older than his brother, Joel. They have an older brother named Josh who helps run "Made", their clothing brand. Benji is also nicknamed Kid Vicious after Sid Vicious. He is a vegetarian along with his brother. Benji also often works with Peta to help support vegetarianism and animal rights. Benji has many tattoos and some of which are of Jesus and Mary from the Bible.

see: Joel Madden Good Charlotte

by Sunny Daze May 5, 2005

All-Madden Bullshit

When You Try your Hardest to win on all-madden, this is called all-madden bullshit. When your QB throws 6 INT'S One Game, Your RB Only gets 2 yards a play, The CPU Wide Reciever Catches every f*cking pass, The CPU QB Completes every F*cking pass, Etc Etc

P.S: This is only intended as a joke for pissed off all-madden users that constantly lose like me when The CPU Is doing less work and The User is doing all of the work.

Ex 1: Oh WTF Dude! That's my 4th INT. ALL-MADDEN BS!
EX 2: Damnit! Frank Gore Running over Javon Kearse. ALL MADDEN BS!
Ex 3: Holy Crap I'm Actually winning 7 to nothing on All-Madden! NOOOOOO! Kenny threw an INT at the goal line and they ran it back for six?!? ALL-MADDEN BS!

All-Madden Bullshit

by BigBusinessAllDay September 19, 2009

Madded

1) to get absolutely off your head, usually on alcohol and drugs but can be used to mean just get pissed.

2) to be confused.

Ex. 1)
P1: this weekend is gonna be deadly!!
P2: i know i havent been madded in ages.

Ex 2)
david blaine: and now i will eat my own head twaa...
*eats his head*
P1: wow!! how the fuck did he do that????
P2: i dont know, that has just totally madded my head

by forder89 April 19, 2010

How Babies are made

When you forget to wear a condom

This is how babies are made.

by Henry Rodney March 19, 2017

Madden 2005

The football game following Madden 2004. The game added the new "hit-stick" feature and you only have to pay $50 for this great new game!

"Wow I just spent $50 in hopes that Madden 2005 would introduce something more then a new way to "hit" someone."

by Salchite December 9, 2004