John Lennon's Moan

Voice of god himself. All who hear it will immediately get a boner and will ascend to a higher level of intelligence. They will also be blessed with many good times and their guitars will stop gently weeping.

Intelligent person: "Have you heard John Lennon's Moan?"

Idiot: "What?"

Intelligent person: "You're going to rot in hell."

by Jessie Lennon May 16, 2018

National Moaning Day

Its on april 19th moan as loud as you can in school or at work and vs ur friends to be the best moaner

Hey дpyг it’s national moaning day ! (moans softly)

дpyг(Moans a little louder)
John Wicks (moans loud)
дpyг (MOANS INTENSLY)
*breaks peoples ear drums by moaning*

by Big nibba on that beat May 27, 2018

moan-i

a moani is a large voluptuous guidette who intends to screw up the lives of everyone. moan-i's are flat chested (and hairy), abnoxious, and ostracized. no one likes these creatures, for they disgust mankind

holy shit, did you see that moan-i run by?
yeah, i thought that was the gorilla that got loose

by jessmooomoo December 24, 2009

Moaning Myrtle

When you moan in class and it turns your teacher on until the point of no return

Holy crap I'm about to have a Moaning Myrtle!

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

moan-o-tone

The monotone of voice someone uses when moaning.

1: You got some last night.
2: How can you tell?
1: I heard your name in moan-o-tone like 80 times.

by m4dn3zz January 23, 2011

Cut off moan

A moan by a female in which they will moan often to the point the moan is cut off by another moan.

Brad: You see that one porno with that chick?
Chad: Yea she had a cut off moan.

by Moanser March 9, 2019

Million Moan March

Having many tabs of porn playing simultaneously, causing the moans stacking on top of each other

Play of words on Million Mom March

My roommate complained because of the volume of my million moan march

by SexualInnuendo January 22, 2014