Llama Dong

An abusive phrase used to offend others.

"You're a llama dong!"

by Carnage44 April 22, 2008

sassy llama

A young lady that has too much time on her hands.

Dag yo! Dat sassy llama aint had a job in months.

by fluffykitten August 29, 2006

Llama-Bear

A petname used to annoy, humiliate and terrify your most loved mexican boys. It is could also be Llama-Llama-Bear, Lovely-Llama-Bear, or just ALlama-Bear. It is more effective if you say it in your flirtiest high pitched voice possible.

Callie: I love you my Llama-Bear!
Alam: I'm not your Llama-Bear you stupid pinche gringa!
Callie: See I told you, you love me!
Alam: Beesh! Ugh. I'm not even going to try.

by CAlilily July 2, 2007

Awkward Llama

the arch-nemesis of the awkward turtle, a mascot to awkward moments or situations.

soooo..... *awkward llama*

by jakey0boy June 18, 2010

Red Llama

A creepy person that follows and inappropriately touches you.

Instead of yelling rape yell "RED LLAMA" and people come to your help.

by NICKKCOLE August 25, 2013

Gummi Llama

The awesomest type of llama, due to the fact that it is made of gummi candy and therefore doubles as a cute and furry animal with the best name ever, and a delicious fruity snack.(Credited to HappyBubbles03 and Mistybeach)

Zoey:"I think we should use a gummi llama as our group picture!" Tiddleskenmark: "No, we are using a plastic cup with a smiley face on it." Zoey: "Drat, you have crushed my hopes and dreams. I HOPE YOU AND YOUR SMILEYFACE CUPS ARE HAPPY."

by Zoey [HappyBubbles03] March 3, 2008

llama song

Happy llama,

Sad llama,

Mentally disturbed llama,

Super llama,

Drama llama,

Big fat mama llama.

Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?

Starting all this drama?

It's me bitch.

Yes, I am that llama,

That llama you despise,

With those big ass eyes,

And them luscious thighs.

I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama,

Sad llama,

Mentally disturbed llama,

Super llama,

Drama llama,

Big fat mama llama.

Back to the basics,

I'm that bitch on craigslist

That looks like a rapist.

Wait, why am I on craigslist?

Oh yeah, to buy a llama

That will be my new mama.

Mama, llama,

Mama, llama,

Llama, llama,

Mama, llama,

Hold up! Wait a minute.

x4:

Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond written by twaimzzz

Person 1: omg that animal looks like a llama
Person 2: OMG THE LLAMA REMINDS ME OF THE LLAMA SONG

Person 1:whats the song

Person 2: ill sing it for you
Person 2: Happy llama,

Sad llama,

Mentally disturbed llama,

Super llama,

Drama llama,

Big fat mama llama.

Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?

Starting all this drama?

It's me bitch.

Yes, I am that llama,

That llama you despise,

With those big ass eyes,

And them luscious thighs.

I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama,

Sad llama,

Mentally disturbed llama,

Super llama,

Drama llama,

Big fat mama llama.

Back to the basics,

I'm that bitch on craigslist

That looks like a rapist.

Wait, why am I on craigslist?

Oh yeah, to buy a llama

That will be my new mama.

Mama, llama,

Mama, llama,

Llama, llama,

Mama, llama,

Hold up! Wait a minute.

x4:

Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond

by MayaTheLlama January 26, 2017