A male or female who craves and suckles the cock so hard they can only be removed by blunt force trauma and/or burning.
Why you holdin' your cock Bobby? That damn penis leach in the hot tub got a hold of me and Johnny had to burn her with his lighter to get her off.
by Lucky Bucky April 3, 2008
Get the Penis Leach mug.1. To accept unearned handouts from government agencies.
2. To grow so large and completely foul up your business to the extent that your bankruptcy will cause systemic risk and require a federal bailout.
2. To grow so large and completely foul up your business to the extent that your bankruptcy will cause systemic risk and require a federal bailout.
1. La Fawnduh hates to work so she had 6 kids and lives off unemployment and medicaid. She's a leachfuck.
2. BSC, AIG, BAC, Citibank are leachfucks.
2. BSC, AIG, BAC, Citibank are leachfucks.
by coondog42 March 20, 2009
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by Alexis_J_M December 5, 2016
Get the leach mug.by Ryan Frost December 29, 2007
Get the lechman mug.So many people wonder what "I Lechoo" is and what it stands for. It's really quite simple: It's a catch-phrase. One can even call it a universal interrogative particle. I lechoo can be placed just about anywhere and for everything. I lechoo think that I lechoo will just be slang. You see, we here at "ilechoo.com" have a mission, and that mission is to introduce a new phrase into our language, any language. It's really phenomenal how things come to be, and the history of "I lechoo" is evident. I won't go into that much right now, but I will explain, if even for just a bit, a few of the ways "I lechoo" can be implemented into daily life; if you see a political leader doing something you don't really agree with you can ridicule their actions by stating sternly, "I lechoo" - this provides a sort of inner-release necessary in maintaining ones cool. Perhaps your boss decides to give you a raise and hands over a few tickets to San Tropez, or any other exotic destination on Earth, well this is a perfect time to express your gratitude with "I lechoo."
So, you see, there's really a wide range of uses for "I lechoo" - we've all discussed how odd it is that people always answer the phone with the ubiquitous "hello," well next time the phone rings pick it up and answer with "I lechoo," and I by all means lechoo. This lets the caller know that you're ready for talking and you don't want to spend those precious moments checking to see if the call actually went thru like they used to do "back in the good ole days" - with their sorry "hello" babble. I can think of infinite possibilities for this phenomenal conjuncture, but I'll leave it up to your imagination to begin applying it to whatever you feel is appropriate. Let's watch history develop and evolve, I lechoo.
So, you see, there's really a wide range of uses for "I lechoo" - we've all discussed how odd it is that people always answer the phone with the ubiquitous "hello," well next time the phone rings pick it up and answer with "I lechoo," and I by all means lechoo. This lets the caller know that you're ready for talking and you don't want to spend those precious moments checking to see if the call actually went thru like they used to do "back in the good ole days" - with their sorry "hello" babble. I can think of infinite possibilities for this phenomenal conjuncture, but I'll leave it up to your imagination to begin applying it to whatever you feel is appropriate. Let's watch history develop and evolve, I lechoo.
by Giovanni Hernández January 22, 2004
Get the I Lechoo mug.(n) Male who incessantly pops his pastel polo collars, talks up his game, acts like a jerk-off, and leeches the freshman vag. Often a fraternity related disorder.
by rd7 May 13, 2005
Get the vagina leech mug.1. Any of various chiefly moronic filesucking, bandwiidth hogging, and carnivorous 'users' of the class assholenea takeallus, of which one species (homo forumis) is generally found to suck in forums too.
2. One that preys on or clings to another; a parasite, fileleech.
3. One on who existance depends on the good deeds of others, but never themselves.
4. One who does not support the community.
2. One that preys on or clings to another; a parasite, fileleech.
3. One on who existance depends on the good deeds of others, but never themselves.
4. One who does not support the community.
slx laughs as he leeches off P2P. 'What fools they are!', he thinks to himself, 'P2P my ass, P2ME I say! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!'
by Ðiego December 9, 2002
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