tub of lard 

A hugely obese person, usually very greasy and not at all psychically fit.

"He's a fat tub of lard."

tub of lard by Bowman June 16, 2002

Cock Lard 

A thick mixture of semen, normally from many different occasions blended into one molasses like mass.

Don't you threaten me or I will throw a jar of cock lard on you!

Cock Lard by Devin Hogan January 17, 2008

fat tub of lard 

Man named micheal and is usually super big like a tub of fat

Look at that fat tub of lard

fat tub of lard by Hshdhebr October 1, 2017

fat lard 

Some one fat, lazy and wierd. They have alot of lard and can be very fat. A diss to someone who is a fat lard, is a fat face.

You fat lard stop it!

fat lard by zak March 24, 2005

Nut Lard 

a male specimen with unusually large deposits of fat on his testes sac. Usually found in men who consume a large amount of creatine and protein powder.

"That's the most nut lard I've ever seen!"

"Dude you're such a Nut Lard!!!!"

"Nice Nut lard can i have your number"!!

Nut Lard by Dr. Charel June 25, 2008

tub of lard 

A person who is so fat and/or disgusting that the very sight of them invokes images of a giant vat filled with congealed animal fat.

Kate is so f-ing disgusting. What the he@l does that tub of lard think she is doing. She is not hot enough to get away with saying that.

tub of lard by Chad October 2, 2003

Fat Lard 

Term used to refer to a very large overweight person who is disliked or quite annoying. Usually used as a revenge phrase to shut up a fat person after they have annoyed you

Hey, i heard you were getting a new phone!

No, shut up you Fat Lard!

Fat Lard by Rossco The Phrase Coiner April 16, 2009