Tob-o-lard

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noun

An extremely self-obsessed, unneccessarily aggressive, ignorant and obscenely arrogant fat ass who doesn't think they are such.

Get a clue Abby, if you don't quit gorging yourself and bitching about everything you'll turn into a Tob-o-lard.

by Tob-o-lard August 13, 2009

Big Lard Man

Big Lard Man is a phrase used to refer to a largely overweight male person. It is a generally derogatory term, however it can be used as a friendly jab between chums.

Derogatory: look at that big lard man, he's on his 20th burger.

Friendly: hey you want some popcorn with that butter you big lard man?

by Big Lard Man March 6, 2019

Lard Bucket Moment

Adjective; Any event occurring in the 'lard bucket' discord server.

Abuse of admin powers, usually to remove comments that an admin does not agree with.
literally "Nineteen Eighty-Four" (George Orwell, June 8, 1949)

bro that's a "Lard Bucket Moment",
"Lard Bucket Moment"

by Walter Hartwell White (actual) March 6, 2023

cunt lard

somebody who thinks they know what they are talking about but have no idea.

bob-"dude did you hear about lori"
tom-"ya i herd she sucked some dick"
kyle-"thats not true cunt lard"
bob-"ya it is cumslicer"

by firecrotch17bitch May 8, 2007

Xtreme Lard ass

Someone who comes over to your house and feeds on every single piece of food you have in your house. and dosent do anyhting but play video games

"hey Jack came over yesterday and ate all my muthefucking food!"
"wow. what an Xtreme Lard ass

by Pattyfatty February 14, 2009

Lard-o-plex

When your lard ass is as big as an apartment complex.

Holy crap! did you see Tina?

yeah she is a freakin lard-o-plex.

by C-shellz September 15, 2010

Tub-of-Lard Barb

Someone who is incredibly lazy, or won't pitch in to help.

Want to help us out here you Tub-of-lard Barb?

by girlygirl88 May 27, 2018