lappage

would like to have someone sat on the persons lap.

Person 1: yo get on my lap rn.
Person 2: damn you down bad for some lappage huh?

by 69er123 August 25, 2022

Lapper

Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, Gotta take a "lapper", my kids have a tournament in Boston.

by jj55! September 2, 2022

Lapper

Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, Gotta take a "lapper", my kids have a tournament in Boston.

by jj55! September 2, 2022

lapping

Receiving a belated salary due to your boss driving round and round town late at night burning excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.

Landlord: Your rent was due yesterday. Mind your deadlines.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.

by Sumpfgott1050 September 5, 2022

Lappy Man

Slang.

Offensive to males.
Subserviant like a dog/Homosexual/male dancer

Yo, go sit down lappy man

Go back to your owner lappy man

by Dedhedtattoos September 13, 2022

Lappy Man

Someone who craves attention on social media

Look at Bruce taking another selfie. Such a lappy man

by Dedhedtattoos September 30, 2022

Lappy

A nickname used for the last name 'Lapp', usually implies sexiness and a huge shlong. Very intimate partner, great for one time hook-ups.

My friend Lappy here is gay as fuck, and I don't care, lets hook up.

by Lappy's BF December 15, 2022