The American Jack-O-Lantern

On the night of All Hallows Eve, the male proceeds to thrust a carved pumpkin onto his partners, male or female, head while participating in the act of sexual intercourse. While the male performs these tasks he must yell out "Trick or Treat."

I can't wait for halloween this year, Pat promised to give me The American Jack-O-Lantern.

by 4B16 April 09, 2011

pineapple jack o lantern

a jack o lantern, but pineapple. why?

"did you see jake? that madman has a pineapple jack o lantern instead of a pumpkin, what a Weirdo" he says knowing full well he has a watermelon jack o lantern.

by VoidPineapple August 17, 2021

wack-o'-lantern

A pumpkin that was carved to look like a fool or simpleton.

He carved a wack-o'-lantern to look foolish.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 20, 2021

jack-o-lantern epilepsy

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra

Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy

by Poopmasteroimp October 20, 2013

Lantern deuce

Having to take a dump when the power is out.

Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.

by Mean1 April 05, 2019

lantern palace

completely disgrace from shitty managers to underpaid staff.

“are you looking forward to your shift at the lantern palace.”
“funny joke.”

by sgmcaspchgm September 05, 2022

Lantern Brothers

When two guys share the same flesh light

Last night Josh and Steve became lantern brothers

by CharlesU.Farley June 14, 2018