major larson

poop dookie shit dump . . .
usually of exceptional size or quantity

sorry about the stench, i dropped a major larson in there a few minutes ago.

he's down at the groover doing a major larson .

by jeeronamo October 14, 2008

jarra lawson

A tall handsome gentleman that looks intimidating but he’s actually a softy. He may be handsome….but some of his friends refer to him as “a ginger mullet giraffe” that in the name says it all…he’s hot though…

“Oh look, here comes ginger mullet giraffe” Jarra lawson

by Emii_gaybois November 8, 2021

liaison

the mysterious unknown word found in Jason Mraz's "the remedy"

"because the remedy is the experience. It is a dangerous liaison"

by rosmollsyd February 29, 2004

davis lawson

lil meat fagget that gets no girls good six pack but no arm muscle. He gets hott girls but he has no balls to do anything with them. his penis is the size of a crayon.

davis lawson

by apples clem August 5, 2009

The Lawson Effect

A girl, who does not want a relationship, but wants the 'benefits' of a relationships - i.e. money, taken out for meals, etc. However, she does not want to be tied down to one man/sexual partner. This is more than a 'fuck buddy' but less than a full blown relationship (i.e. still will not swallow).

The female will see a guy, Mr. A, on a regular basis, but occassionally on a Friday/Saturday night, will hook up with another guy(s) for 'special time' - a.k.a. The Lawson Effect.

by Tiptoe2k9 December 15, 2009

dylan larson

A guy with a huge penis and has lots of swag

Dylan larson has a huge penis and has a lot swag

by adsr March 17, 2015

Lawsoned

The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.

"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."

Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...

by Jacko1 March 31, 2009