by tylerisAduck March 2, 2021
Get the krunkmug. A Fungler person who is addicted to shrooms and masturbates to Toad from Mario.
Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.
Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple
Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.
Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple
Jefferson: Hey is Ethan joining us at the bar tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024
Get the Krunk Funglermug. A Fungler is a person who masturbates using mushrooms. This can including hollowing out the stem of one of the bigger types of mushrooms and thrusting one's cock in it, or various other methods.
Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.
There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.
1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.
2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.
These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course
Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.
There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.
1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.
2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.
These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course
Philbert: Hey is Ethan coming to Longhorn Steakhouse with us tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024
Get the Krunk Funglermug. being so high and drunk you are slurring your words around 11 p.m, cross-eyed while stuffing your face with food and not really caring what kind of food it is and bragging about it the next morning
by fufuhjm,udfhm,fifu,fduyjtyje April 8, 2019
Get the krunkedmug. Quite an unusual being as some say but can be said in the form of saying you’re going to do something just to forget about doing it in the end
Guy 1: Why didn’t you help me yesterday?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I’ll help you in an hour.
Guy 1: Dude you’ve been saying that for 2 days now. Quit being a Krunk
Guy 2: Sorry man, I’ll help you in an hour.
Guy 1: Dude you’ve been saying that for 2 days now. Quit being a Krunk
by KrunkYT October 15, 2019
Get the Krunkmug. Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"
by felix844 July 2, 2012
Get the The Real Kaptain Krunkmug. To have a wank while having a cry.
by KelC210 March 8, 2019
Get the Krunkingmug.