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Krunk Fungler

A Fungler is a person who masturbates using mushrooms. This can including hollowing out the stem of one of the bigger types of mushrooms and thrusting one's cock in it, or various other methods.

Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.

There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.

1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.

2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.

These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course
Philbert: Hey is Ethan coming to Longhorn Steakhouse with us tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024
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Krunk Fungler

A Fungler person who is addicted to shrooms and masturbates to Toad from Mario.

Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.

Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple
Jefferson: Hey is Ethan joining us at the bar tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024
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Krunk

Verb
The act of murdering a small child with a sledge hammer
by Elmo64 October 21, 2020
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super-krunk

The act of being extremely high and drunk at once.
This weekend would be so chill...if we get super-krunk!
by Kevin11 May 26, 2007
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Krunking

Krunking is when a person comes all over the receiving person with a thick, creamy paste. The only way to get the paste off is by going to doge land river and washing it off.
Me and the boys where krunking on this doge
by Pizza0967 November 26, 2021
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Krunk Musik

Musik That Gets You Hype, Excited And,
Ecstatic But Has A Deep Sad Meaning Behind It, Still Hard Tho.
Random Fan : That Nigga Kuupa6 Dropped “KRUNK MUSIK” Shit Is A Masterpiece.
Another Random Fan : Bro Really Raps On Loud Beats About Sad Topics And Call It “Krunk Musik” LOL
The First Random Fan : So What Nigga This Shit Hard Idc About Him Being Sad !
by giga nigga the big dick nigga February 20, 2024
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krunked

being so high and drunk you are slurring your words around 11 p.m, cross-eyed while stuffing your face with food and not really caring what kind of food it is and bragging about it the next morning
dude, i was so hammered last night... i was krunked!
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