kranken

going crazy or getting turnt alone or with another person

#1
Sadie: "hey Harley are you ok"
Harley: "No i'm totally kranken"

#2

Rosie: "Yo guys, Alexa and Max are totally kranken right now"

Jake: "Woah! no way! I wanna get kranken"

by dogsandcatsanddogs July 5, 2018

krunker.io

A Call of Duty type .io game where the chances of you joining a server without hackers is as likely as a giant meatball sub enslaving all of humanity.

I just started playing this game called krunker.io but this guest keeps aimbotting me!

by bhjbtff tvuy yu December 7, 2018

Krankenstein

A tweaker the looks like they died and came back to life.

It turns out krankenstein is also a jew.

by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020

Kronked

To define an action in any sense.

Man you’re teeth are KRONKED!

Wanna get kronked? Bitch.

by sK-gANg* February 1, 2018

Felix Kranken

ENTRY NOT WRITTEN BY FELIX KRANKEN.
A man freed of all charges and the one and ONLY founder of "Bon's Burgers", a restaurant opened in 1974. He had a wife named Linda Thompson who broke up with him and left her diary at his house, claiming he was an alcoholic. After dealing with legal paperwork due to the disappearance of his best friend Jack Walten, he had the brilliant idea to re-open the restaurant and restore the animatronic performers for "The Relocate Project", which was unsuccessful.

He did NOT crash the car.
He did NOT kill them.
He received NO phone calls that night.
He did NOT have anything to do with any mysterious circumstances surrounding the disappearance of Mr. Walten or death of anyone in the restaurant or the K-9 Facility.
As far as the police know, he is NOT GUILTY.
And it should stay like that.

"Dude, Felix Kranken denied any involvement with the tragic circumstances around his establishment, so it must be true."

by whyhellothere_oldsport September 20, 2021

Krinkov

A short barreled variant of the AK47 or AK74-developed for Soviet tank crews. Often seen displayed behind Osama Bin Laden in stock newsfilm footage,and villanized by anti-gun types!

The Russian Tankers opened up on the Afhgan rebels with their Krinkovs.

by mohctep October 9, 2005

Krink

Substitution for fiend, especially in relation to cannabis.

Did you see Ryan last night? He was being such a krink.
Yeah man, he smoked 3 joints by himself.

by Flanny2701 January 24, 2019