fat knacker

someone who is so fucking fat they can't see their feet, walking from the sofa to the fridge is enough to knacker them out

holy fucking christ look at the size of that fat knacker going to mcdonalds, we'd better order first or there will be nothing left.

by Big man March 13, 2003

nick knack

A United States 5 dollar ($) Federal Reserve Note. This tender piece of paper exposes the abnormally large head and ear of Abraham Lincoln our 16th president of the U.S. 1861-65.

Play me in darts and lets gamble a nick knack on it.

by MattMcC June 29, 2007

rusty knacker

The name given to any public house that is called The Golden Ball

Are you coming down Rusty Knacker for a few pints

by mr smith March 8, 2005

knick knack shite

Any item given to you by either a mother, grandmother or crazy old aunt that is meant for public display. Usually small in nature and MADE IN CHINA.
Said item may or may not:
1. light up
2. glow in the dark
3. be in the shape of an animal
4. be covered in fur or metallic paint
5. be at home sitting on a doily
6. be highly breakable
7. be indestructible
8. be extremely useless and ugly

A light up plastic church that changes colour over time is knick knack shite.

by Skoogle December 23, 2008

knick knack paddy fuck

the act of fucking a drunk Irish bastard

"knick knack paddy fuck give that bitch a bone"

by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

Knacking

"knacking"refers to knacker drinking i.e the craze of middle-class Irish teens to go drinking in fields and on beaches."on the knack"is an expression to indicate whether someone decides to "fuck the pub,the owner has enough money" and make like a true viking and go drinking in the wilds.This practice ids highly illegal and half the fun is eluding the "fuzz"(police) and getting pissed for half the price with a perfect view of the sunset.It is also preferable to teens as they have the ability to 'listen to music they actually like' outdoors rather than have to listen to "disco biscuit muzak" in clubs and "mid-life crisis tunes" in pubs"

"hey man,are you heading to the stores(nightclub) tonight?"
"nah,fuck that,man,michael tierney(the owner)has enough money.Me and the lads are going knacking on the beach.We'll get twice as much drink for our money and listen to music that we actually like for a change.Ah,sure,you know yourself it's better to go viking style"

by Wezsez April 15, 2008

Knack

Knack, ones state of being full after snacking out while smacked(Being high as shit).

I was so knacked out last night

by Reed Nagga Reed July 15, 2010