Kestion

Coxian form of the word "question."

Alright, does anybody have any kestions?

by Svefnebergi April 15, 2017

kleptochargamania

A person who compulsively steals phone chargers.

One day he would be forced to admit to him self that he did in fact have kleptochargamania.

by A Lizzy Bath May 23, 2017

klepto diet

A diet consisting solely of food that one can steal for themselves.

I have to live off a klepto diet until my next paycheck, but luckily the convienent store manager doesn't pay much attention.

by Scumgoth August 10, 2017

kleptoidiocracy

A form of government characterized by the purposeful appointment of half incompetent staff and half self interst directed personnel. The incompetents distract from the public good being looted.

The Kleptoidiocracy entertained and shookdown the public at the same time.

by littlebrownduck September 16, 2017

kleptoamnesia

Kleptoamnesia is a psychological disorder in which people steal things without any memory of the theft. This can cause much confusion and make the client the perfect thief.

Every time I go out with my aunt she commits small thefts because of her kleptoamnesia. Her disorder makes it really awkward when we go to the mall.

by house505 December 5, 2017

Kleptophile

A person who’s a thieving cunt (See Kleptophilia).

So, fuck off Finlay Thomson, you look like Boris Johnson, you’re a Kleptophile!

by FuckTheMags6InARow March 10, 2018

Kleptodouchery

Kleptodouchery is Far beyond normal douchebag behavior and mixed with penchant for stealing, the KDbag will take small things that are a big deal only to the level of aggravating or inconveniencing.

He's on his Kleptodouchery bullshit again, mfr took my balmex.

by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019