Kensington kite

A plastic bag that blows aimlessly down the street. Most commonly seen down Kensington streets; these plastic shopping bags are as common as a tumbleweed in the desert. Never seen in the suburbs always found in rough parts of the city.
“Yo bruh, this part of town fucked up.”
“Yeah, there’s a lotta Kensington kites blowin round out here.”

Father: “Son, me and your mother are visiting you this weekend please send us the address”
Son: “Ok, but I live off campus you’re not gonna like my area. The police call it the bottom of the barrel.”
Father: “I’m sure it’s not that bad”
Arrival: “Oh my God, look at those fiends on the corner shooting up. And Honey look out for that Kensington kite!”
Text Message to Son: “On Second thought, slugger why don’t you come home next weekend. Your mother isn’t feeling that well.”
by Yung Puck March 08, 2020
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Flying a kite

When someone is in public and they are visually and physically high
by WolfKing54 January 25, 2019
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flying a kite

Flying a kite is code for smoking weed. It is used when you’re so high you feel like you’re in the clouds; and especially used when you’re around or talking to people who don’t smoke so you don’t want them to lose respect for you, stoner.
Friend 1: hey, whats up??
Friend 2: oh not much, just flying a kite
Friend 1: in this weather???
by grubbs4777 March 31, 2020
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bitch-ass kite

The standard quadrilateral flying kite intersected by sticks at its vertices. Known as a "bitch-ass kite" due to its use by young children.
Did you see Jimmy flying his bitch-ass kite?
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Dare Kites

a gross rapist that prays on his young victims.
Dare Kites is a Rapist
by kites April 04, 2020
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strappin keys to kites

An inventive or creative way of making money or benjamins. Making that paper by different or unconventional means. Thinking outside of the box ways to come up.
She was just your average Street Working Girl but ever since I taught her how to juggle while belly dancing I've been strappin keys to kites dawg
by Phill Dirt September 29, 2019
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Fly a Kite

Getting high or the action of getting high. Specifically, getting high on Cannabis. The act of proceeding to get high before being high. Thus, ‘High as a Kite”, which is the result of flying a kite to get the kite high to begin with.
Ronnie, ‘ey, you wanna go “fly a kite”? Ronnie’s friend Bobby says, “Hell yeah. Let’s get high.”
by TTWinProvedIt June 13, 2021
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