kiddies

1) Insult used for people who seem to think that they are hard, whereas in reality they are 11 year olds who want to 'make sex' with Nikki Webster
2) sj0r's sex-objects

1) fkn kiddies always hanging off my trying to get me to tell them how much of a fwiend of theirs I am...
2) Oh mmman! Oh mmmmmmaaan!!! Oh My God!! Oh! Ohh! OOOOHHHHHH!!!!

by sj0r June 13, 2003

kiddie porn

n. absolutely completely one of the worst things one can say about anything. 42354 times worse than bullshit.

"The Album 'MC Hammer: Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em" is the biggest bunch of kiddie porn this side of the Mississippi"

by captain utah May 6, 2003

just kidding

A meaningless phrase spouted out after an insult or confession, the literal meaning of which roughly translates either to "Fuck, I shouldn't have said that," or "I'm completely serious." Used often by annoying teenage girls.

Sister: Hey, Doug. I hate you. Just kidding.
Doug: Yeah by this point I think we all know what "just kidding" means.

Girlfriend: I have something important to tell you... I'm not really a virgin... Just kidding!
Doug: Who did you do it with and when?

by Implying713 July 6, 2011

kiddie pool

A body of fresh water that contains at least 5% urine, and is warmer than the air around it as a result.

dude, i just pissed in the fountain behind the dentist's office.
Gross, now it's a ****ing kiddie pool
XD!!!!111!!1!

by Cookie of Sorrow August 1, 2008

kiddie

A kid. A little kid. That doesn't know anything

Dude 1 is a kiddie

by DoomBringer316 February 12, 2004

Kiddie

Cockneys say 'geezer', northerners say 'lad', Bristolians say 'kiddie'. Kiddie is generally used for younger people, but can apply to anyone up to around 40 years of age.

That kiddie from Southmead got in a right benny

by jim_skreech June 14, 2010

kidditch

When two persons are standing in conversation with one another during a Kiddush and one 'converser' leaves for a second to get food or say hello to another Kiddush occupant and:

A: The person supposed to be waiting wanders off.

B: The person goes away and never returns.

1. I went away for a second to say hello to Charlie and that Douche bag Josh Kidditched me!

2. That Douche bag Josh just went off to get some Kugel, and he Kidditched me. What a prick.

by iDont October 30, 2007