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The Kermit

To uncontrollably breath loud while snapping the arm bones of underage humans.
I just pulled the Kermit on those assholes at the playground!
by McLovinDeez May 21, 2021
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Kermit

'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
Person: "Dude, this made me so depressed, I'm gonna kermit."
by lowaltitude October 21, 2018
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Kermit Stick

two Kermit heads on the bottom with a long stick leading up to a giant Kermit head.

when you squeeze the heads at the bottom a needle pops out at the top head which can inject meme juice into someone instantly killing them
todd go shove a Kermit stick down your throat
by RamerRihno27 December 10, 2018
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kermit the frog

a green puppet that has most likely commited many war crimes in his past… we dont talk about it
kermit the frog: frog who commited war crimes
by i forgor my name February 16, 2025
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Kermit v baby yoda

A epic stand of between two foes the Kermit strikes but baby yoda kills Kermit and everyone around is scared
Dan: oh yeah let’s fight like Kermit v baby yoda
Albert: Ok I’m Kermit
by Fat beluga March 9, 2022
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Kermit Sudoku

(Internet slang, humorous) To commit seppuku or hara-kiri. (by extension) To commit suicide by any means.

What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.
My game froze again, dude.. I'm about to just kermit sudoku.

If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.
by DXXTHLY January 23, 2024
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Corporate Kermit

A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.
Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.
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