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keeping it real

the reason we have race quatos on college admissions
i know i was supposed to keep a job, but paying bills is for suckas when you can just steel everything, i likes to keep it real

i know the people next door are trying to sleep at 3am while i am playing my music loudly, but someone has to keep it real up in this section 8 housing

when the judge told me i had to do 30days of community service for robbing a bank and raping one of the tells, i just had to keep it real and try to attack the judge, that judge will not be keeping it real with me, that be my role yo
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Keeping The Demons Out

“Dude why are you keeping the demons out?”
cause it feels good”
by catsharks September 2, 2023
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Keerings

Belong to the name of the most amaijing girl in existence, with the most wholesome heart and captivating looks. You might just accidentally fall for her. She has the prettiest voice whether she's talking or singing or even just making random sounds. She's also the cutest duck and a professional at quacking. But just because she's nice.. make sure you don't mess with her because that's going to be terrifying...
That lady is cutest btw
Omg look it's THE KEERINGS!!!
I wish I could wife Keerings, but she already has a wife huhuhu
WOAH KEERINGS IS COMING, MAKE WAY FOR HER!!
by Kiririi August 14, 2024
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keeping the rent low

In real life, it's unsavory, dangerous, or disgusting actions done in urban rental property - be intentional or unintentional - to deter new tenants and force the landlord from increasing the rent (as no one would normally pay high rent for an unsafe or unkept property, and the existing tenants stay because of the lower price).

Online, it's a community's acts of exaggerated unpopular behavior as a way to gatekeep by attempting piss off and deter unwanted members and behaviors on purpose. Said behavior may not necessarily be how the community actually behaves.
Guy 1: Landlord's about to increase the rent

Guy 2: *plays porn on max volume* *discharges a pistol in the air* *pisses on the floor outside*

Guy 2: There, I'm keeping the rent low

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User: Hey Admin, the server's starting to get more Anti Shippers
Admin: Get me pics of incest ships, I'll plaster it in the announcements channel to keep the rent low
by TehAwesomestKitteh October 29, 2023
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keeping it frank

AND THATS KEEPING IT FRANK
by Not frank December 16, 2023
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keeping it frank

Joey is a rich Rolex wearing prick and that’s keeping it frank
by Not frank January 18, 2024
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Keeping You Big As Hell

Initially popularized by YouTuber Cory Armstrong Fitness, the phrase refers to something, most commonly a food or activity, that causes weight gain or the inability to lose weight.
Mark: Why can't I lose weight?

Jimmy: 'Cause Fortnite is keeping you big as hell.
by Orbiting_Outsiders January 23, 2024
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