Kale Bennett

A former glorious artist famous in r/aceattorneycirclejerk known for making the "Art too good for the main sub series", until he made the foolish and selfishdecision to stop drawing and left the poor members of AACJ starving to tears for peak content

Person 1: Kale Bennett has abandoned us...
Person 2: Day 179 no kalebennet drawings

by starterpack February 13, 2025

kale hail

The health craze that put kale on the pedestal of ultimate smart foods.

I was never really into the kale hail phase.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

kale baker bitch

an alternative name for One Direction's Harry Styles due to his love of kale and his past profession as a baker

"of course that Kale Baker Bitch tripped over his gold shoes again"

by ohnoniall October 11, 2015

Taylor and Kale

Two gay bros who swear they are straight

"Wow did you see Taylor and Kale? They were jerking each other off in the bathroom stall.

by Day_Shadow March 22, 2024

baby kale

the best fatass dj in the world

i want baby kale as my dj

by vsdvsfDx vc April 17, 2017

Kalee Gacha

A girl who likes to make Gacha videos and has a lot of friends and is naturally kind. But doesn’t have a stable posting schedule. 😡

Kalee Gacha rarely posts

by Kalee Gacha September 17, 2019

Kale Cushing

A great looking guy who everyone either loves or hates. No in between. Plays football. Loves FSU.

Look at that hot ripped guy. Reminds me of “Kale Cushing”

by Definitelynotkale July 29, 2021