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by ilovekalebelton<3 November 10, 2013
Get the kale beltonmug. “Head count?”
“There is a kale”
“There is a kale”
by y’all’d’nt’ve March 21, 2020
Get the Kalemug. by Byte_fyi October 1, 2025
Get the Kale-bwangumug. Pull a kale is when you look for someone's general location with clues preferably with consent
Person: may I pull a kale
2person:yes we'll I live in Canada
Person: let me guess is it Saskatchewan
2person: yes
Person: is it Regina
2person: yes you are good at "pulling a kale"
Person: may I pull a kale
2person:yes we'll I live in Canada
Person: let me guess is it Saskatchewan
2person: yes
Person: is it Regina
2person: yes you are good at "pulling a kale"
by Pull a kale April 20, 2020
Get the Pull a kalemug. by Forever yo fav November 22, 2016
Get the kalese wrightmug. by CptDoge November 14, 2016
Get the Christian Kalemug. Two people who are too shy to talk but secretly have a huge crush that will blossom there freashman year,
by Osup October 1, 2012
Get the Kalee and tatemug.