Kale Cushing

A great looking guy who everyone either loves or hates. No in between. Plays football. Loves FSU.
Look at that hot ripped guy. Reminds me of “Kale Cushing
by Definitelynotkale July 29, 2021
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Kale Juice

A antisemitic mondegreen used on social media which is meant to avoid censorship when saying "Kill Jews".
This can be hateful, antisemitism, and is very insensitive.
Instagram Comment: Kale Juice
Reply: Based
by IAmNotARacistButARealist June 13, 2025
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kale

Kale is such a beautiful person, she has so much personality. Kale will always be there by your side when you need her. Just a lovely person in general. You'll be lucky to find someone as good as Kale.
OMG, Kale is so awesome, I'm so lucky to know her
by Feflyy July 22, 2022
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Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.
(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.
by hellomynameisloca December 21, 2018
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kale klux klan

1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.

2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."

"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017
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Kale

Kale is a all around skinny Twat.
If you meet kale, you better turn around and run for your life.
Person 1 - 'i saw kale the other day'
Person 2 - 'kale is such a twat"
by Cabinator January 7, 2022
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Kale

A cute nickname for a sweet boy named Caleb
Hi Kale! It’s alpug
by gym_princess1 January 10, 2021
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