josh

fucking gay ass mofo who likes cock in his mouth, ass and ear canal. drills himself with corn on the cob. has large dildo collection
josh is a fuckboy
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An amazing guy who puts one before himself. He is rich and super nice. He has amazing muscles and is SUPER hot. He always knows when something is wrong and is always there for you. He's an amazing boyfriend and every girl is jealous of his girlfriend. He is the most amazing guy ever. Definitely easy to fall in love with.

I love you Josh.
hot rich muscles boyfriend amazing love jealous Josh
by xox13 March 14, 2011
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All Josh's (Josh's? Joshes? Idk.) are really kind and funny. Always there for you. Make you laugh when you least expect it. Josh's are amazing. Best things that ever happened to you, correct? If you have the luck have one as a mate or even to date one, make sure you never leave him!
"Oh dayumn, Josh is one hood ass nigga!"
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Girl 1:who is studmuffin?
Girl 2:thats Josh
Girl 1:nicee
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A word that is impossible to say backwards.
Dan: HHHOOOOSSSOOOOOODGGEE (sound of someone attempting josh backward)

Tim: Thats as impossible as is it is for Osama bin ladens beard to be on a sun-silk ad.
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a short, red-headed devil that dresses like a bro. He has a negative opinion on just about every subject. He likes long walks on the beach, but dont let this distract you from the ultra-negative nature of the beast.
That comment by Mark was so negative it is the epitome of Josh.
by Crowntown BroKing March 30, 2011
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The name Josh (short for Joshua) sprouts from its Hebrew meaning 'savior,' probably for the heroic aspects found in those who share the name. As of the most common names in the world, it has been featured in the top ten most common boy names multiple times. This is because many parents want their children to be in the 'Josh' elect. This 'Josh' elite populate the superior form of studly, chivalrous, sexy, creative, gregarious, altruistic, charismatic, manly men you will ever witness. They are the best of the best in all aspects of relationships and are considered inhumanly gifted lovers. You will know a true Josh when you find one. If you come into contact with one, bow down and show immediate respect. If you are a worthy suitor, prepare to be satisfied and pampered beyond your wildest dreams.
Him? That's a Josh. Quick! Bow down! For we are not worthy.
by aLUCKYluckyGAL August 01, 2011
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