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Jonah’s dad

The father of Jonah everyone thinks is incredibly sexy and very breedable. Everyone wants a chance to get with Jonah’s dad.
Friend #1, “hey, what’re you doing later?”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”
by DadLover69420 August 1, 2022
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Jonah

Man has the biggest dick, the most suave facial hair, and is most likely fucking your girl. In summary hes one handsome devil.
"Bro dont let that guy near your girl."
"Why not?"
"His name is Jonah"
by because yes September 1, 2022
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JONAH

''He's such a Jonah man!''
by jkflsgh October 27, 2022
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Jonah

Maybe if you weren't such an asshole you would actually get some girls and you wouldn't have to suck your own cock every night.
A girl: Hey.
Jonah: No one fucking asked you absolute rat weiner, come back and talk to me when you stop sucking your grandpa's balls for his clothes.
by yallarejusthaters February 15, 2023
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Jonah-pilled

When someone sees the current state of society and wishes that it be torn to shreds.

This refers to the Bible when Jonah thought Nineveh deserved to be destroyed due to the city's wicked and sinful behavior. God spared the city of Nineveh because the city's residents repented; Jonah thought they still deserved punishment.
"Yeah, Mike hates what America has become- and understandably so. He goes as far as to say that America is worse than Berlin in the early 1930s and even ancient Sodom and Gomorrah. He often says, 'We get what we deserve!' I would be hard-pressed to find someone more 'Jonah-pilled' than he is."
by schizo.lounge August 17, 2023
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Skinny Jonah

A type of boner; a needle dick

Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..
Kevin tried to stab me with his Skinny Jonah.
by Lameooooo August 7, 2014
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National Jonah Hill Day

March 25 being National Jonah Hill Day the day that Kanye West officially started liking Jewish people again after rewatching hit movie “21 jump street” starring Jonah Hill
You wanna go watch 21 jump street since it’s National Jonah Hill Day
by BTfGer March 25, 2023
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