jongos

breasts, particularly those of considerable mass.

wow, check out the jongos on that one!

by jubbly June 16, 2003

jongos

the opposite of anything good

gw bush is such a jongos character that i spurt blood everytime i see him on tv

by nitzus September 3, 2003

JÖNKÖ

A Swedish word for, hmm, well, it could mean anything really... See examples.

The awesome inventors of "JÖNKÖ".

JÖNKÖ was invented when someone typed "5-6-6-5-6" on their cell phone (with T9 enabled)

"You're so JÖNKÖ = You are so pretty"
"I JÖNKÖ you so much = I envy you so much"

by Jönkömannen May 5, 2009

jono

To Smoke Everyday without one break

I coudln't stop Jonoing today man.

by sean March 2, 2003

jnco jeans

Gigantic trousers for men and boys.

JNCO stands for Judge None, Choose One.

Teacher: Ok, Sam. What did you do over the summer holidays?
Sam: well.... I whet to Los Angeles...and....then I whet shopping with my mum...
Teacher: There's a 'but' coming, I can sense a 'but'.
Sam: But....
Teacher: Told yar.
Sam: But.... I whet shopping in a jeans company.
Teacher: What company was it?
Sam: The JNCO Jeans company.
Teacher: What on earth is that company?
Sam Its a company that sells gigantic trousers for men and boys.
Teacher: Does it stand for anything?
Sam: Yeah, It stands for- Judge None, Choose One.
Teacher: Okay...sounds like you had a wonderful summer vacation, Sam.

by PrincessKate37 July 6, 2016

jonlouis

an asshole who acts 5 years younger mentally then what age they actually are. they think they are tough and hard but really they get salty fast. They also most likely have anger issues and get mad at people who care the most and push them away.

Damn jonlouis is fine but i couldn't deal with him.

by mmmhmkayy April 4, 2017

JoCo

An abbreviation of a name. Commonly used in reference to the infamous DJ Joanna C. AKA. JoCo. JoCo embarked on her djing career in 2009 and has already received rave reviews for her dj set, ''Propa Naught'' in the Button Factory on Thursday nights.

You heading to see JoCo tonight lawdz?
She's fuckinfg unreal.

by JoCo Propa Naughty April 25, 2009