John

A big bucktee, with no friends. Smells like curry, or whatever culture they are from. Only gets guys, no girls.

P1: You know John?

P2: Oh yeah that bucktee?
P1: Yeah ik right and he smells like fish.

by AsianAndy October 26, 2019

John

my unicorn. <3. BLONDE hair gorgeous blue eyes and a perfect smile, he'll keep you (me) smiling all day long.

John dblu is awesome

by xxyo_mommaxx September 23, 2011

johns

1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters

2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's

two johns = twice the diseased shit!

by Kerry and Edwards suck October 17, 2004

John

A short gay mexican

John is a pleb

by imnotapleb May 4, 2016

John

John likes hairy nipples. Lovely guy though.

Me: Hey John whats your favourite thing
John: Big hairy Nipples

by You_know_who September 23, 2013

John

A fucking cunt. End of story. :D

John is a fucking cunt. End of story. :D

by VortexOCE/john sucks April 23, 2019

john john

John aka john john is Somebody who is very attractive. Has a IQ of 337 and beats you in pokemon. Born on 420 and started getting chicks in the hospital, he got a small loan of a million dollars and turned it into 14 trillion and took over the USA and kicked Bill Clinton out. He know keeps secret as his plan "illinati" (Different Spelling to be secret) to take over the world, he currently controls United Nations. He Balls have the same circumference as the milky way and is longer than Andromeda. If you mess with them he will swack at you and leaving you blind due to his ball's beauty. Has hunky man abs and can run faster than the Flash. he is believe to be the 21st greek god as he shoots lightning out of his balls. He is very charitable and sexier than George Clooney. He as 1 girlfriend only because the others drool. He scared Chuck Norris by flinching his eyebrow and beat Rocky with his big toe. As a baby he swung his balls at the plateau in China creating the Himalayas. He secretly has the force and lives a double life on Tatoonie and Dagobah.. His if he lays flat on Arizona He creates the Rockies with his sick abs. Someone once got indented so hard by his dick that they were flatter than hot cakes. He genes are so valuable that his sperm sells faster than hot cakes aswell. But cant do anything without his girlfriend he loves very much. loves smoking weed. loves football. and again scared chuck norris with a flinch

“you know john john?”
“yeah hes so hot”

by hgccc November 8, 2021