John

A big bucktee, with no friends. Smells like curry, or whatever culture they are from. Only gets guys, no girls.

P1: You know John?

P2: Oh yeah that bucktee?
P1: Yeah ik right and he smells like fish.

by AsianAndy October 26, 2019

John

my unicorn. <3. BLONDE hair gorgeous blue eyes and a perfect smile, he'll keep you (me) smiling all day long.

John dblu is awesome

by xxyo_mommaxx September 24, 2011

johns

1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters

2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's

two johns = twice the diseased shit!

by Kerry and Edwards suck October 18, 2004

John

A short gay mexican

John is a pleb

by imnotapleb January 23, 2016

John

John likes hairy nipples. Lovely guy though.

Me: Hey John whats your favourite thing
John: Big hairy Nipples

by You_know_who September 23, 2013

John

A fucking cunt. End of story. :D

John is a fucking cunt. End of story. :D

by VortexOCE/john sucks April 24, 2019

john john

john aka john john, cares more then anything about his significant other. but if she messes up. he can leave like nothing ever happened. just dont mess up with john john. hes special, and has the best dick game a girl can imagine.

“your with john john your lucky”

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