A. Someone in a green house who thinks they know what theyre talking about but really.... they do not.
B. Someone who will suck another man's D for money or to get called up from B
B. Someone who will suck another man's D for money or to get called up from B
by obalsajiveturkey69 April 25, 2011
some people say that a jive turkey is a person that talks shit and has no clue what they're talking about however the uncommon definition is a total fucking badass who gets tons of ladies
guy one: Hey see that guy over there
guy two: yeah what about him
guy one: he's the biggest jive turkey
guy two: o so he talks a lot of shit and actually has no clue what hes talking about
guy one: No dude he's a total fucking badass ass who gets tons of ladies
guy two: really?
guy one: ya his kind is also known as a jive turkey of another feather
guy two: yeah what about him
guy one: he's the biggest jive turkey
guy two: o so he talks a lot of shit and actually has no clue what hes talking about
guy one: No dude he's a total fucking badass ass who gets tons of ladies
guy two: really?
guy one: ya his kind is also known as a jive turkey of another feather
by guyone June 03, 2008
Originally used by Conan O'Brien to describe the protesters reaction to President Bush by performing a song he requested. (Joke.)
by anthonyfk June 23, 2006
The ability to verbally (and pretentiously) spew out your entire Starbucks order using the appropriate slang without making a mistake or coming up for air.
Jorge: Man! that shorty sure knew how to throw down some java jive!"
Shorty: "I'll have a grande, nonfat, no whip, one pump sugar-free, no foam, extra hot, double vanilla latte; a reduced fat banana chocolate chip muffin....and that Johnny Cash cd"
Shorty: "I'll have a grande, nonfat, no whip, one pump sugar-free, no foam, extra hot, double vanilla latte; a reduced fat banana chocolate chip muffin....and that Johnny Cash cd"
by patty browning January 24, 2008
Something a Matthew Amer does with furious vigour when speaking to Lee Latchford-Evans from STEPS. Also applies to John Barrowman and, in certain lights, Mike Read.
by Tom Bowtell March 19, 2003
to try and wank and be cool at the same time.
as chris rock once said somewhere (I can't remember where from) "Ain't no shuckin' and jivin'"
as chris rock once said somewhere (I can't remember where from) "Ain't no shuckin' and jivin'"
David: Did you see Lee in the club chasing away all the hotties?
Percy: Yeah man, niggah was shuckin' and jivin'.
Percy: Yeah man, niggah was shuckin' and jivin'.
by Lars May 15, 2005
by ghetto_supastarr July 07, 2005