Jolanitus

An cancerous disease that starts to grow slowly in one's anus. The person in question that carries this disease feels like he/she is getting pounded in the butt from time to time. The anus will turn green and become moldy while at the same time there is also some blood loss. So far there is only 1 person diagnosed with this disease. He's the blond lord of the homosexuals, which is believed to be the cause of said disease; massive anal orgies.

"Oh my, I have Jolanitus in my ass" or
"My asshole turned a lil' moldy.."

-"Oh, you might have Jolanitus?"

by Anonanon89 March 20, 2018

jislanie

Curly head annoying pretty with only makeup bestfriend is usually just annoying as her and jislanie only has pretty friends

DAMN JISLANIE YOU DIDNT LOOK LIKE THAT WITH MAKEUP

by Yerrpplerppp March 26, 2018

jillandra

Jillandra is a name that only belongd to the most beautiful and sweetest of girls. If you find someone with that name be their friend because they are also super fun to be around.

Jillandra is so nice omg ily

by Omgwhyistherenonames November 28, 2018

jiglay

A type of slime that's jiggly and wiggly

I made a slime video, it's jiglay too!

by Reehaw Meehaw January 14, 2019

Jolandra

Jolandra is a sensitive mean person with a good personality and MOSTLY everyone has a connection with a Jolandra. A Jolandra is effectionate, caring, intelligent, goofy, mean but nice at the same time. A Jolandra is loyal to whomever. A Jolandra is a person you should NOT test or turn your back on. A Jolandra speaks her mind, so whatever they say you should believe it. A Jolandra is sorta bipolar, but they learn how to mentally control it. Jolandra isn’t a bar person unless you turn them on their leaf....

Jolandra is a very crazy person.

by LoopsZ January 27, 2019

Jillan

Most jillan’s are Absolute weapons and have every drug known to man. You can find a jillan next to the co up asking people to tap them 50 p. Never mess with a jillan they will come to ur house and kick ur door down with the lads .

Person 1 don’t mess with a jillan

Person 2 why
Person 1 because he will to ur house and kick ur door down

by Aka jillan January 28, 2019

Jillary

Someone who thinks hillary should go to jail when they have been In jail.

Dude, Mel is such a jillary, she thinks that Hillary should go to jail when Mel is In the go for pot.

by Loverqww July 6, 2019