Jewing it up

Going to a place and making everything gay and retarded.

Isaac went to the mall and was jewing it up.

by Lolz12234 September 23, 2011

jerking off butterfly's

Being completely and absolutely useless when a group of people are trying to accomplice a task.

Guy 1: (nailing down boards on a new deck)

Guy 2: (siting there watching)

Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing, stop jerking off butterfly's and come help me with this board.

by bbenoit November 5, 2010

jerking the gerking

Masterbate

For gods sake nudger stop jerking the gerking!

by nudger newall December 9, 2014

circle jerking

when guys use the cover of playing poker

so what are you doing tonight?
o...im just chillin with the boys, ya know PLAYING POKER (ie circle jerking)

by you know May 13, 2005

Jewing

The act of stealing money from a public wishing well/fountain.

Jon's parents were mortified when they heard that their son was caught jewing in the wishing well at the local shopping mall.

by Shadow__Wolf16 November 4, 2017

joring

The act of watching a video on your smart phone while sitting at your desk instead of using the one, two or three computer monitors present.

Pronounced jor-ing or hor-ing (spanish roots)

He was joring the new popular youtube video so as not to draw attention to himself.

by Zol43 October 5, 2016

jewing

Pretending to be Jewish. Basically being an asshole, wearing those goofy glasses with the fake nose and mustache, and having a big nose.

Josh - "Let's go Jewing today!"
Hammy- "Are you high? I don't want to be a Jew."

"Tom was Jewing last night. This always happens when he is drunk"

by !@#$me July 5, 2009