by P_P_A_L_ April 24, 2011
the event in which a womans vagina has tentacles and the ability to suck anything and everything in a close distance from it, including the male genitalia.
PERSON1 "dude, where's my car?"
PERSON2 "i dont know, where'd you go last night?"
PERSON1 "oh, well i parked at @#$$##@@#'s house and went to get pizza.."
PERSON3 "oh shit man, you didnt know? @#$$##@@# has a jellyfish vagina..it's probably somewhere in her esophagus by now"
PERSON2 "i dont know, where'd you go last night?"
PERSON1 "oh, well i parked at @#$$##@@#'s house and went to get pizza.."
PERSON3 "oh shit man, you didnt know? @#$$##@@# has a jellyfish vagina..it's probably somewhere in her esophagus by now"
by aaalllllldddaaayyy August 07, 2009
Man I really need to take a dump but there's way too many Mexican Jellyfish in the Port A John to risk an STD.
by Bulldog13 February 16, 2016
In an awkward situation, ball one hand into a fist, and hold in on top of the other, which will wiggle its fingers. This is an awkward jellyfish.
Someone asks the teacher, "when's the baby due," and they're not pregnant, it's time for an awkward jellyfish.
by Teh Queeble Cumbley Doodle Dea September 13, 2008
by R. Angus March 20, 2008
A short tempered, sassy female on a glorious rampage after being penetrated in the thigh with some form of innocent foreplay
I was trying to get her attention and turn her on by poking her leg when she quickly transformed into an infuriated jellyfish
by Mattallica February 28, 2017
A jellyfish blowjob is the act of sucking a dude off and tasing his testicals. Or a jellyfish can be used to do this however the pain can last much longer than tasing the testicals.
by I eat booty April 12, 2018