Jacob

Jacob is an amazing guy that will put you before anything.. He will stop the world for you.. He is The most attractive guy around and everyone seems to like him. He has so many friends and is just an overall amazing guy.. Perfect boyfriend material and knows how to treat a girl... Everyone loves him

Kelly: Hey Jacob!
Jacob: Hey! We should hang sometime!

* kelly dies of happiness*

by Sam:P October 13, 2014

Jacob

Big dìck boyfriend ;)

Wow Jacob has a big Dìck.

by Guess baby ;) June 6, 2021

Jacobi

He is a beast who knows everything. He is a sexy, cute, athletic guy who knows how to have an amazing time. He will rock your world, inside and out. Meet him and bang him.

I want to bang that Jacobi

by Beast boy123456 August 4, 2011

Marley Jacobson

A cruiser bicycle that has a small gasoline engine installed on it.

The rider is usually a dirt-bag pot head with a man-purse slung over his shoulder,

and takes his strip of road out of the middle of your lane.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Wife: What the hell is that?

Husband: An enviro-fag on his Marley Jacobson.

Wife: Is that a purse he's carrying?

Husband: Would you mind if I just took him out with the truck?

by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm August 21, 2013

Jacobellis

Deservedly losing a competition by showing off before actually completing the race.

He was way in front of me by a mile and a half, then I got lucky when he pulled off a Jacobellis.

by Jiufu August 28, 2008

jacob black

The guy from the twilight series by Stephany Meyer who took bella in and unzombified her while that asshole edward was away.

jacob black: oh so il just stop by your crypt after school
ed and bella: ...

by mindymind October 9, 2008

on the jacob

When someone is doing an act behind their bf/gf's back.

I didn't know she had a boyfriend, so the door I pointed her to
I said, Call me when ya'll break up. I don'tfuck nobody bitch and never on the Jacob. -Andre Da Art of Story Telling Part 4

by Rebel Archy January 20, 2008