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Jaffa

In British slang it means someone that has a low sperm count. Jaffa is an orange that is seedless (hence the name)

Also in Britain Jaffa Cakes are a type of biscuit/cake that are chocolate covered with a fruit inside

In British slang it can also mean someone with red hair
Bill: Can you have kids?
Terry: Nah, I'm a Jaffa
Bill: What do you mean?
Terry: I'm seedless

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Bill: I'm hungry
Terry: Want some Jaffa cakes?

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Bill: You are a prat
Terry: Well you're a jaffa head
Bill: Don't make fun of gingers!
by CupOfTeaz October 6, 2009
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Jaffa caking

When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.
Omg dude I Was Jaffa caking myself last night, my mums Victoria sponge flew everywhere
by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019
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jafaka

person who pretends they are from jamaica
white boy born in england puts on a caribbean accent
by princess jellybaby March 24, 2003
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Jaffa's

When a certain person is chatting shit and or waffling. Means they are talking straight shit out of their mouth.
"Your chatting Jaffa's now Peter"
Tommy: "I think GCSE's are tomorrow"
Wilson: "Stop chatting Jaffa's Tommy"
by nasmeister June 9, 2018
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Batty Jaffa

A male who cannot produce sperm from his penis.
'I heard there was problems in the bedroom, but I didn't know he was a batty jaffa!'
by Wheres Wally October 8, 2007
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jaffa

Jaffa (n) To Jaffa (v) Jaffa’d (adj) The art of Jaffa’ing is a highly technical skill and is a modern day advancement on pulling ‘bunny ears’ behind peoples heads on photographs. To Jaffa someone you must divert their attention to the camera and before the flash goes off look at your companion in disgust, quizzically or generally as if they are a total odd bod without them noticing. The result, they have unknowingly been totally jaffa’d! There are variations of the original Jaffa including:

The Double Jaffa – When two people Jaffa the same victim

The Uber Jaffa – When 2 or more people Jaffa one person, and that person is pulling a rather ridiculous face/pose

The Jaffa Off – When 2 people in the picture unknowingly Jaffa each other at the same time – in that case best Jaffa wins

The Dangerous Jaffa - Jaffa'ing a stranger who may well kick your head in if discovered
Please see:
http: //www.facebook.com /group.php? gid=2313754058

The group site is called 'You've been Jaffa'd' here members can upload their photos, so plenty of good examples.
by Chief Jaffmeister May 7, 2007
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Jarad

A Jarad is a crazy, outgoing, guy that usually has tattoos and/or facial peircings. A Jarad is usually with his shirt off and never with his socks on, never far from a joke and never close to anger. Jarads typically enjoy Metal Music and alcohol and are usually classified as scene
Jarad sure does have a lot of hair and tattoos!
by HotBahmiBard August 2, 2011
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