In British slang it means someone that has a low sperm count. Jaffa is an orange that is seedless (hence the name)
Also in Britain Jaffa Cakes are a type of biscuit/cake that are chocolate covered with a fruit inside
In British slang it can also mean someone with red hair
Also in Britain Jaffa Cakes are a type of biscuit/cake that are chocolate covered with a fruit inside
In British slang it can also mean someone with red hair
Bill: Can you have kids?
Terry: Nah, I'm a Jaffa
Bill: What do you mean?
Terry: I'm seedless
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Bill: I'm hungry
Terry: Want some Jaffa cakes?
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Bill: You are a prat
Terry: Well you're a jaffa head
Bill: Don't make fun of gingers!
Terry: Nah, I'm a Jaffa
Bill: What do you mean?
Terry: I'm seedless
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Bill: I'm hungry
Terry: Want some Jaffa cakes?
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Bill: You are a prat
Terry: Well you're a jaffa head
Bill: Don't make fun of gingers!
by CupOfTeaz October 6, 2009
Get the Jaffa mug.When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.
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Get the jafaka mug.When a certain person is chatting shit and or waffling. Means they are talking straight shit out of their mouth.
"Your chatting Jaffa's now Peter"
Tommy: "I think GCSE's are tomorrow"
Wilson: "Stop chatting Jaffa's Tommy"
Tommy: "I think GCSE's are tomorrow"
Wilson: "Stop chatting Jaffa's Tommy"
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Get the Batty Jaffa mug.Jaffa (n) To Jaffa (v) Jaffa’d (adj) The art of Jaffa’ing is a highly technical skill and is a modern day advancement on pulling ‘bunny ears’ behind peoples heads on photographs. To Jaffa someone you must divert their attention to the camera and before the flash goes off look at your companion in disgust, quizzically or generally as if they are a total odd bod without them noticing. The result, they have unknowingly been totally jaffa’d! There are variations of the original Jaffa including:
The Double Jaffa – When two people Jaffa the same victim
The Uber Jaffa – When 2 or more people Jaffa one person, and that person is pulling a rather ridiculous face/pose
The Jaffa Off – When 2 people in the picture unknowingly Jaffa each other at the same time – in that case best Jaffa wins
The Dangerous Jaffa - Jaffa'ing a stranger who may well kick your head in if discovered
The Double Jaffa – When two people Jaffa the same victim
The Uber Jaffa – When 2 or more people Jaffa one person, and that person is pulling a rather ridiculous face/pose
The Jaffa Off – When 2 people in the picture unknowingly Jaffa each other at the same time – in that case best Jaffa wins
The Dangerous Jaffa - Jaffa'ing a stranger who may well kick your head in if discovered
Please see:
http: //www.facebook.com /group.php? gid=2313754058
The group site is called 'You've been Jaffa'd' here members can upload their photos, so plenty of good examples.
http: //www.facebook.com /group.php? gid=2313754058
The group site is called 'You've been Jaffa'd' here members can upload their photos, so plenty of good examples.
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