jelly jabber

1. noun: penis
2. noun (pejorative): person displaying a mindless persistence reminiscent of the machine-like repetitive thrusts of a penis engaged in intercourse

1. How's your jelly-jabber?
2. Uh oh, there goes that jelly-jabber again...

by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

Jibber jabber

A Jibber Jabber is someone who talks, but makes absolutely no sense. They never seem to realise that no one knows what they are saying, so carry on regardless. You can usually spot a Jibber Jabber by the person they are talking to. They generally look extremely confused and their eyebrows are pushed deep over their eyes in a bid to take some sort of information from the interaction.

Jibber Jabber: Jibber jabber jibber jabber square jibber jabber jibber jabber quadratic jibber jabber jibber jabber year 10.

Confused party: Err, I don't know, Err.

Jibber Jabber: Jibber jabber jibber jabber 7.15 jibber jabber.

Confused party: Mate, I have no clue what you are talking about!

by Mr Bar Stard June 4, 2013

jabesh

The awesomest guy ever who is freaking cute and has a great sense of humor. Also really smart.

Jabesh is my best friend

by Someone586y494 December 15, 2013

jablip

(pronounced juh-BLIP) An arbitrary or unknown place, location, etc. usually preceeded by "East" or "West". Originating and commonly used in Philadelphia, PA in the '80s.

"That crazy chick needs to take herself back to West Jablip where she came from!"

Person 1: "Dude that crashed the party, where he from?"
Person 2: "I don't know - East Jablip somewhere."

by "Cool Aaron" Taylor November 12, 2007

jabber laps

The action of driving or cruising in ones car around the local streets and beaches. Jabber lappers typically drive either v8,s that sound good or small doof doof cars with stereos that sound good. Usually done by rev heads on a regular basis on weekends. Male Jabber Lappers tend to drive with one elbow resting out the window. Female Jabber Lappers are a newer breed but they still partake in this pursuit, tending to drive smaller cars typically with some sticker on the back window claiming them to be a princess or 100% bitch.
Jabber Lappers will typically drive the same stretch or circuit of road repeatedly in any given evening or afternoon.
Often referred to as hoons.

The doof doof boys are doing jabber laps again.

by K8T October 10, 2006

jabber jockey

A person who will not shut up and talks all the time. Or a Radio talk show host who talks instead of palying music.

That jabber jockey on the radio is a real motor mouth. He never shuts up.

by sputnik radio May 16, 2008

jabberhole

a name to call someone who will not stop talking

wow marc...that guy is really annoying tell him to shut his jabberhole!

by christophorus September 3, 2010