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Noun: A distinct political unit, for all intents and purposes a country in its own right, located at the top north-east corner of the island of Ireland, comprised of six of the nine counties of Ulster.
Also known as God's Own Country or God's Chosen Six Counties, generically as Ulster or the Province, and most often shortened in literature to Norn Iron. A little country of a mere 1.5 million people, where job opportunities and social cohesion are so absent that most of the population drinks heavily and hates everyone else.
Vodka is cheap here, as is beer, thank god.
Northern Ireland contains everything that is good about the island of Ireland. The Northern Irish people have a dark self-deprecating sense of humour. We also beat England in 2005 in a football match and we'll never let them forget it.
Lots of people in Northern Ireland are inbred. Guinness tastes better up here, too.
Northern Ireland has many enemies in the wider world, but mostly they are just haters, jealous of Our Wee Country.
Also known as God's Own Country or God's Chosen Six Counties, generically as Ulster or the Province, and most often shortened in literature to Norn Iron. A little country of a mere 1.5 million people, where job opportunities and social cohesion are so absent that most of the population drinks heavily and hates everyone else.
Vodka is cheap here, as is beer, thank god.
Northern Ireland contains everything that is good about the island of Ireland. The Northern Irish people have a dark self-deprecating sense of humour. We also beat England in 2005 in a football match and we'll never let them forget it.
Lots of people in Northern Ireland are inbred. Guinness tastes better up here, too.
Northern Ireland has many enemies in the wider world, but mostly they are just haters, jealous of Our Wee Country.
Foreigner : Northern Ireland? Never heard of it.
Me : It's fulla wankers mate. But it's home.
"We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland"
(popular football song)
Northern Ireland. The home of tatty bread and brown lemonade.
Me : It's fulla wankers mate. But it's home.
"We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland"
(popular football song)
Northern Ireland. The home of tatty bread and brown lemonade.
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Birthplace of the greatest "British" writer to have ever lived: Oscar Wilde.
Welly says that Ireland is located to the west of the most influential nation on Earth? What has Wales done that is so dang important, aside from likewise being utterly beautiful and amazing? Or are we talking about the Isle of Man?
Birthplace of the greatest "British" writer to have ever lived: Oscar Wilde.
Welly says that Ireland is located to the west of the most influential nation on Earth? What has Wales done that is so dang important, aside from likewise being utterly beautiful and amazing? Or are we talking about the Isle of Man?
Mwahaha, Ireland is teh gr33tz. But then again, so is the UK.
Yes, I'm of Irish descent, yes, I family there, and yes, I've been there often.
P.S.: As an American, any clever Irishman who tries to tell me that "Pog Mo Thon" is Gaelic for "hello" gets a ka-crack upside ze head.
Yes, I'm of Irish descent, yes, I family there, and yes, I've been there often.
P.S.: As an American, any clever Irishman who tries to tell me that "Pog Mo Thon" is Gaelic for "hello" gets a ka-crack upside ze head.
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A name to call your friends.
A name to call your friends.
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