Illiterate Cunt Muffin

Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.

Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?

Jon: No, tell me!

Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"

Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!

Jim: No!

Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!

by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014

emoji illiterate

Something to describe when someone can't understand emojis. Which reading an emoji isn't really that hard unless the message is all emojis.

Guy 1: Wtf does that mean?
Guy 2: omg ur so emoji illiterate
Guy 1: The message was one water drop, 3 laughing faces, 5 fires, 1 okay hand emoji and 100 emoji. The hell does that mean.
Guy 2: its obvious bro

by BoredBob May 20, 2016

Central Islip

Central Islip is ghetto it gets poppin the capital of murder on Long Island just as bentwood but there’s been more murders in Central Islip

Basically Central Islip is the chiraq

by Anonnn1 July 16, 2018

Illiterate

An adjective denoting the misuse of a word or phrase in a sentence.

That was so illiterate when he spelled Dominican with three i's.

by mechicken69 November 11, 2009

iShit

When you are in the middle of doing something on your iPhone that cannot be interrupted and you suddenly realize you have to crap and so you must take the iPhone and use it whilst crapping

Man I was in the middle of a phone call with my girlfriend and she was crying so man I just pulled an iShit!

by Cashm.an February 1, 2010

Islic

An "Islic" is a person who has just pissed you off, or done a retarded thing.

Dave Says: Dragonforce Are Shit.
Joe Says: STFU You Islic.

by BB Butters January 31, 2007

idlitus

A severe case of lazyness

Mary hasn't washed the dishes due to a severe case of idlitus

by fatparsley January 11, 2010