instagram happy

When someone posts excessively on Instagram and we all perceive them as happy. When in reality, said person is dying inside and begging for attention

Person 1: Did you see all the pictures Kim put on Instagram?
Person 2: Oh my god yeah. she looked so happy
Person 3: Yeah but she's probably just instagram happy

by OmeGa_Doughboy November 8, 2015

Instagram hunter

Someone who engages in hunting for the sole purpose of posting pictures of themselves hunting on social media. Contrary to popular belief, the Instagram hunter is not actually a skilled hunter and tend to purchase expensive equipment compensate for their lack of hunting ability.

Conner- "Zach, stop taking so many selfies, we're trying to hunt."

Zach- "Just one more, how else are people supposed to know I'm hunting?"

Conner- "You're such an Instagram hunter."

by Wade6969 May 18, 2016

Instageddon

Instagrams update in May of 2016

Term coined by Sarah Lane

Everyone is freaking out over instageddon

by Meme meister June 22, 2016

instaclipse

When someone posts a photo on Instagram directly after you post. Thus, said person bumps your photo from the top of the Instagram feed, eclipsing it with their own.

Kyle: Hey man. Did you just post on Instagram?
Eugene: Yah go check it out! I posted it two minutes ago.

Kyle: Oooh looks like Matt just posted one a few seconds ago. I had to scroll to see your photo.

Eugene: Damn!!! I cant believe Matt decided to instaclipse you!
Kyle: Sucks man.

by Instaman1030 November 15, 2016

Instagrasm

An orgasm that is reached when masturbating to images on Instagram.

"I was looking at her feed and I was like, I'm about to have an Instagrasm right now!"
"I had an Instagrasm looking at Scarlett Johansson's last post!"

by death2lois March 21, 2017

Instagram Stripper

An Instagram Stripper is a girl who posts slutty pictures on the gram on a consistent basis. She will self identify as a model but the only product she is peddling is her boobs and ass. Instead of throwing dollars you simply make it rain in likes

Yo, do you follow "Insert unpaid "instagram model" here"?

Hell yea bro, she is my favorite Instagram Stripper

by holy guacomole November 12, 2019

Instacunt

Pretty much a basic white girl. Is obsessed with instagram, likes showing their body off, wearing leggings, and drinking pumpkin spice lattes.

Look at all the Instacunts in the starbucks line!

by MrKittyPetter December 2, 2020