Church Tower

The clock tower is where a male straddles a persons face and swings his testicles like a church bell across the victims face

If a person falls asleep on a couch with their head on the arm rest, a person can drop their pants and swing their balls across their face to wake them up, making it look like the bells ringing in a Church Tower

by Lastson March 1, 2010

Twin Towers

When you take a shit and look in the bowl and there are 2 logs side by side both breaching the water

Wow, I just had my first twin towers dump! 2 Breachers!

by RedEyeJedi420 June 22, 2016

Towers Syndrome

A group of symptoms that consistently occur together or a condition characterized by a set of associated symptoms. Always spread from ONE PERSON(VJ) to another by direct or indirect contact.

Symptoms may include, But almost never:
Nausea
Irritability and short tempers
Hostility
Weird Boners
Homicidal impulses
Rapid loss of mental clarity
Amnesia
Kidney failure
Diarrhea
Muscle aching and weakness
Tingling or cramping in the legs
Inability to walk
Problems sleeping
Constipation
Impaired muscle formation
Erectile dysfunction
Temperature regulation problems
Nerve damage
Mental confusion
Liver damage and abnormalities
Neuropathy
Destruction of CoQ10, a vital nutrient for health

We must raise awareness of Towers Syndrome.

by Over_9k November 12, 2012

Tower Tard

A term used to refer to the idiots who attend Rowan University and live in the Tower in Holly Pointe Commons. These retards have an IQ less than room temperature and destroy anything they come across.

Did you see the bathroom on 6th floor F pod? I heard the tower tards ripped the the paper towel dispenser off the wall and threw it in the toilet.

by bruhmomeny345690 December 8, 2019

Tower Browning

When a girl has diarrhea on your dick as you are having butt sex.

I has fucking this girl the other day when out of no where she decided that tower browning me would be cool, so I was like "What the Fuck".

by epichacker69 February 20, 2013

Flower tower

When you lube up sunflower seeds with Vaseline and stick them into the urethra of an erect penis.

Why isn’t Paul at work? Oh, he had to go to the doctor because he gave himself the old flower tower last night.

by E.Haff July 15, 2022

Oreo Tower

When two males, one of color and one Caucasian, are coitusing with a female of any ethnicity where one provides services from the front and the other from the back to her in the all fours position while the two males high-five over the top.

Male 1: Daaaaaayom man, she fiiiiiiiiiine.
Male 2: She is definitely quite attractive.
Male 1: Yo, you know what we gotta do, dawg?
Male 2: What do you have in mind?
Male 1: We gotta Oreo Tower that piece...
Male 2: That is one thing we must do.
Male 1: <bitch-slaps Male 2>

by ValleyBreezer June 10, 2019