The heaviest band in the galaxy. Brutal. Loud. Defiant. Voted band mostly likely to sleep with your dead girlfriend. Their inspiration comes from lots of drugs and alcohol. Also known for their insane performances.
Dude! Were you at the Primary Colors show last night? We all hailed Satan, then pounded beers and smoked a bowl in the venue.
December 21, 2012. Egypt. Pyramid. Aliens N Shit. Apocalypse.
December 21, 2012. Egypt. Pyramid. Aliens N Shit. Apocalypse.
by massnecropsy July 15, 2010
Phrase used to describe the color of an object, usually a brown or black, that cannot be make out in poorly lit situations, and seems invisible. Only when lights are turned on can the true color and existence of the object be confirmed.
by hack314 February 11, 2007
What polite people of all races called an African American man from 1930-1965. This was never considered a racial slur until the National Association for the Advancment of COLORED people said it was racist.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
A black African American.
A person who the liberals want to be kept in his place. As long as the colored guy works odd jobs, he will vote for liberals who will promise him entitlements. If a colored guy succeeds and does well in business, he will vote against liberals and their heavy taxes. Then, the liberals will call that colored guy Uncle Tom or Aunt Jemima.
A person who the liberals want to be kept in his place. As long as the colored guy works odd jobs, he will vote for liberals who will promise him entitlements. If a colored guy succeeds and does well in business, he will vote against liberals and their heavy taxes. Then, the liberals will call that colored guy Uncle Tom or Aunt Jemima.
Clarence Thomas is a colored guy hated by liberals because he doesn't want to be kept down on the plantation.
by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005
A person who is multi talented and do a routine with at least one of these flag, rifle, baton, and can in some cases dance, must know how to march.
by Elizabeth September 15, 2003
Girls (mostly) who spin a flag, rifle, and/or sabre( or sword). They are a mix between cheerleaders, dancers, and football players. They work their asses off to look good out on the field. Color guards are always together in shows, and strive to look the same. They are the best part of marching band.
Bob: Hey, whose that hot chick wearing a unitard and spinning a flag?
Steve: Oh, that's Sally, she's on color guard!
Bob: Sweet.
Steve: Oh, that's Sally, she's on color guard!
Bob: Sweet.
by hannahgeeeeee August 06, 2009
In the following example Speaker B's failed Stock Footage is revealed to Speaker A to be Color Bars
Speaker B: "... yeah totally... "
Speaker A; "So can you even blame her? After all that it turns out that her cat Snuggles had been been run over by a U-Haul just that morning! "
Speaker B: "... that's awesome ... "
Speaker A: "Are you even listening to me?"
Speaker B: "Umm..."
Speaker B: "... yeah totally... "
Speaker A; "So can you even blame her? After all that it turns out that her cat Snuggles had been been run over by a U-Haul just that morning! "
Speaker B: "... that's awesome ... "
Speaker A: "Are you even listening to me?"
Speaker B: "Umm..."
by Sergeant Hoze March 21, 2006