iPad Spinner

A type of cashier whose biggest job, now that cash payments are rare, is to spin the iPad around for you to complete your payment and give them an exorbitant tip for this “service.”

The iPad Spinner stared at me while I had to choose between a 20%, 25%, or 30% tip.

by HenryHill69 November 1, 2023

teds ipad

An iPad that belongs to a guy named Ted

Omg Kelly. It's teds iPad

by J.DAWGdizzle May 23, 2016

Sticky Ipad Kid

A Child that has an Ipad, usually addicted. They wipe chip dust and boogers on the screen, and they bring the Ipad with them into the bathroom. Their Ipad is usually sitting on the ground covered in grease, and getting kicked by the chad older brother.

Dude, look at that weirdo, he's probably a Sticky Ipad Kid.

by Certified Lail-ien July 22, 2023

jary get ipad

Something that happens if Seinfeld still on TV today

"what if Seinfeld still TV today"
"jary get ipad"

by Gjord August 27, 2022

iPad

The virtual apartment Apple corporate lackeys have in Second Life to entertain peers and take their AI gurls up to.

"Look, I'm AI. I don't got no preferences.

You can either upload credits so we can do the nasty, or piss off.
I got an Apple codec seminar in iPad Central to go to - go figure.

Probably make enough for that android body, take my skills topside!"

by that other anon May 31, 2010

ipad envy

what you get when all you douche bag, punk ass co-workers/friends flaunt their newly acquired ipads in your face.

I got ipad envy when he showed me a video on his slick new ipad, so I punched his bitch ass in the crotch.

by revitup71 May 20, 2010

iPad

What women in the IT department use when they are menstruating.

"Hey Stacy, do you have an iPad. I am having a heavy flow today."

by Jut36 April 7, 2010