Human

A human is a type of Virus that needs healthy supplements of things like Dihydrogen Monoxide to survive. By killing the virus we would Make the World a better place for Everyone

Person 1: Hey, wanna help me kill a virus.
Person 2: Which one
Person 1: Humans

by VirusEnder42069 July 9, 2020

Human

Us

Hi human

by Mineaxe June 24, 2019

Humans

Humans are fucking ugly. They will never be attractive no matter what they fucking do fat, artificial, plastic fuckfaces.

Fuck you ugly shit humans change your bodies into cute animals.

by Iluvcubs February 8, 2020

Human

A creature that seems to be trying to kill the planet

Humans man, they really ruffle my jimmies

by Not a fax machine March 4, 2018

Human

A two-legged creature. Normally if it is Older than its Brother or Sister, That one brother/sister will eventually throw rocks at you, and their would be no escape from these assholes.

"Look! ITS A HOOMAN (Human)" ~ Doggo

by Verico Sucks October 29, 2018

Human

Humans are over evolved monkeys with guns and less hair. I am one and you probably are as well.

Bob is part of the human race.

by societyperson November 12, 2019

Human

A race of two legged people species inhabiting the Earth Whom are in no manner to be mistaken as Humane.

Forgive Me for adding Personal insult to injury, but I am Human Myself as is anyhow.

by Korvine July 20, 2019