Humid as a Hare's Ass

A nonsensical, Appalachian southern phrase. Usually uttered when humidity is 80 percent or more, commonly in Tennessee or surrounding states.

Red: Damn, it's humid as a hare's ass out here! Must be gettin' ready to rain soon!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 6, 2025

Humair

Why is humair so cute n sexy n prettyboy appeal he mogs every guys and his appeal js outstandingly hot n he should model and slay

Humair is so hot id let him fuck me

by Richardhumair September 17, 2025

relative humidity

when someone is getting it on physically with one of their relative.

Leave my cousin and I alone in a room for 5 minutes and the relative humidity will get so high our pants get all wet.

by aris00 September 9, 2011

vagina humidor

The act of inserting a cigar into a vag during sex.

Oh Man! He Bill totally had his game on! She got him off while doing her with a cigar! He used her like a vagina humidor!

by va j j October 11, 2018

fatin humaira

an arabic name which means; fatin= pretty and like by all people who knows her ; humaira=who has red cheeks like blusher; a shy person,can be energetic,mostly introverts; hardworking and brave,love challenges ; recharge the energy when being alone

whats your name ? my name is fatin humaira.

by nanajmn November 22, 2021

Relative Humidity

Is the sweet dripping off your balls, while you are banging your first cousin.

Do I really need to put Relative Humidity in a sentence?

by D.A.Stork March 21, 2023

Redneck Humidifier

A burning hot skillet when you take it off the gas stove, and throw it into a sink full of water. It works best with a bit of grease.

Miller: “Shucks, Dan. This sun’s got mah’ skin feelin’ mighty crispy. Y’all got any lotion ‘round these parts?”

Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”

by Splarch February 12, 2023