Jesus H. Christopherson

When you start to take the name of the Lord God in vain but then follow it up with an 'opherson' at the end so it doesn't seem like you're breaking one of the commandments.

Someone that is supposed to be a Christian and -lets say- works in construction is hammering a nail but smashes his finger and yells; "Jesus H. Christopherson!"

by auditus maximus July 1, 2005

Christopher

Probably the most awesome person you'll ever meet, is a ninja, and is very good with the ladies

why do you need an example? you know it to be true, Christopher is just amazing

by Zorath1998 April 24, 2013

Christopherism

A slick message delivered with an abundance of charm and panache with the intention to score.

An example of a Christopherism: Do you want to come over for a movie at my house? (with no intention of actually watching a movie)

by piperchris August 17, 2009

Christopher Hall

Fucking amazing musician who is extremely underrated.

He's best known as a founding member and vocalist for the band Stabbing Westward (1985 – 2002) after the bands break up, Hall founded the L.A rock band The Dreaming

Me: I fucking love Christopher Hall, his music is amazing, plus he's sexy.
Joe Blow: Who's Christopher Hall?
Me: ... go away.

by NattyM January 1, 2010

Christopher Anderson

Christopher Anderson is totez sexy, likes to make things AWKZ. HE Has 7 1/2 inch dick, i would know, he's my bf, and i love him to death, he's my soul mate for life. He totez honest about everything, add him on facebook Christopher Anderson, hes the sexy one with long orgasmic blonde hair.

I WISH I HAD A CHRISTOPHER ANDERSON TO FUCK

by Wysh January 1, 2012

Cristopher Penaldus

a statpadder who discovers unknown countries
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.

Cristopher Penaldus has taught me countries like Armenia, Latvia, and Lithuania.

by Penaldo is finished February 25, 2022

Christopher Butterfield

Man who has a rumor going around that he will steal your myspace/facebook/twitter passwords. It is said that by accepting his friend request he will take your password, read your messages, and try to mess with your account. I am not sure when this ordeal started, but it can easily be avoided by alerting anyone you know.

Jon: Hey, do you know this guy, Christopher Butterfield?
Steve: Holy Shit! Don't add him, it's a hacker
Jon: SHIIII- thanks for the warning, bro.
Steve: tell your friends

by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 June 13, 2009