Hospital Setting

When you have like 2 or 3 pillows behind your back on a soft bed (Tempurpedic Bed Preferred)..

Guy 1: When I watch TV in my room I lean against my wall.

Guy 2: Wow.. When I watch TV in my room I have a Hospital Setting.

by WhoKickMyDog August 17, 2011

west jeff hospital

A sucky ass Hospital that lets people die. Or if your bleeding to death they will just let you go home.

Johnny got shot in the head, West Jeff Hospital said, take 2 asprin and call us in the morning.

by HoHo2008 October 9, 2008

love hospital, caution enter at your own risk

a subgaernre of dead dove do not eat, that focuses on gory or violent content with bitter sweet shipping.
Usually containing focus on themes like cannibalism, necrophilia, and medical/surgery fetish, ect.
this follows dead dove trope's but with heavy focus on gore or violence...

this term was coined by X user @candy_cigzz on jun 19'th 2025

love hospital, caution enter at your own risk, is a fanfiction genre

by Alcoholic rat June 19, 2025

Hospital Wedgie

A wedgie so severe that surgery is needed to remove it

"Doctor you're needed in the other room"
"What is it"
"Another hospital wedgie"

by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022

Hospital hour

However long it takes for a patient go to and complete a procedure. Can be an indefinite length of time based on what procedure they are having. Usually a hospital hour is anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour and a half. But can be longer.

How long will this procedure take? It will take around a hospital hour to complete.

How long to do the surgery? Oh most likely he will
Be gone a hospital hour or so. You probably have time to go eat something.

by JunieBee913 February 17, 2024

visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

by DeathDestroyerx52 June 14, 2018

Horse Loose In A Hospital

A metaphor used by John Mulaney to describe Donald Trump during his presidential term period.

"This guy being the president, it's like there's a horse loose in a hospital. I think eventually everything's gonna be okay, but I have no idea what's gonna happen next."
-John Mulaney

by ComedyArchives December 5, 2023