Holmsing-it

To completely screw something up by yourself with no intervention/complications by any one else.

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Santonio Holmes injured his foot in the open field with no one around, fell to the ground and threw the football up in the air with out being touched so it was a fumble. Play resulted in a fumble recovery and return for a touchdown by the defense. Happened on the Jets/49ers game on 9/30/2012.

Dude... quit holmsing-it every time you go ask her out.

by corkysru October 11, 2012

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Kirsty Holmes

Kirsty Holmes is an amazing woman who is amazing at everything she does. She is an icon and every one looks up to her. She is a teacher and most kids pick computer science just to have more lessons with her.

Person : Hi Kirsty Holmes , you are the best
Kirsty : Aw, thank you. You’re amazing too - You get free time in computer class

by iconicbeef June 23, 2018

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Dr. Holmes

A well-renowned E.R. Medical Doctor by day, an adult entertainer by night. Dr. Holmes is how he is referred to in both professions.

“They call me Dr. Holmes...”

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 25, 2018

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Daniel Lykke Holm

Daniel lykke Holm is the best Human Ever.

Like have you met Daniel Lykke Holm? No. YOU HAVE TO!

by Amme huta September 17, 2018

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T.J. Holmes

To put your penis into something.

I totally T.J. Holmes’d that new bitch in the office.

We can’t trust Sonny after he TJ Holmes our coffee pot, we had to de-contaminate and throw away that pot.

by Johna Dakhra January 22, 2023

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Holm

A stupid bitch who thinks he is cool but smokes all the time and does dumb shit. often used as a insult since how awful of a person he is. his ego is time higher then his height

friend: oh my god you are so holm
me: i am deeply insulted

by forkieeee December 6, 2023

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