never be like holmsy

darby kelly

darby kelly is a shit cunt and he will never be like holmsy

by fuckenshazzar December 5, 2016

Holdstage

When placed on hold by a company (IRS, Creditor, etc.) and you can't hangup, no matter how long they keep you waiting, because of the potential of what may happen to you if the issue is not resolved.

Rodney: Hey, where is Kyle? I am ready to go to lunch.

DuWayne: He said go on ahead without him, He is on the phone with the gas company trying to get an extension on paying his bill.

Rodney: Wow, he has been on the phone with them for twenty minutes. He must be being held Holdstage!

by Triage1844 April 10, 2011

Holmleigh park High schoo

A school full of naughty children and many pedos.

Holmleigh park high school is noncy

by NoncyFarmborough November 19, 2021

holmaat

Hardloopvriend/vriendin.

Rieken, hoe gaat het met je holmaat? Nog gelopen deze week?

by arie-j August 26, 2022

1 holes

The male equilancy of a two hole.

Called one hole because they only have one useful hole - their shitter.

Fucking basic Becky keeps trying to add 1 holes into BGA.

This 1 hole was such a dead root that I snuck out afterwards and fucked his dad.

Christie sucked that 1 holes diddly/schlong like it was a Bunnings snag

by BGA.FOR.LIFE January 13, 2017

Make holes in people

A nurse defining part of the job description. (Taking blood samples, giving shots, administering I.V., assisting in surgery, etc.)

"What do you do for a living?"
(RN): "I work at the hospital and make holes in people."

by LananaBanana February 10, 2017

Schofield Holmes

A noetic, genius detective who likes astronomy, screenwriting; perhaps known to be rude; his attributes would match with Sherlock Holmes.

Schofield Holmes has got no friends.

by Cosmonaut Mercy February 20, 2022