Holmes

Grumpy Cat guy, bad hair and tech genius. You better say Mr!
Don’t cross a Holmes on his bad day!

Guy 1: who is that?
Guy 2: Mr Holmes, stay out of his way he is grumpy!

by Lil_peep 204 March 17, 2022

Holmes

A shortened version of homie, holmes is usually used by gangsters, especially Mexican gangs.

Miguel: Wassup holmes?
Jose: Nothing much.

by I_suck_fat_cock March 11, 2021

Holme

Typically a sigma male with brown hair and a ponytail. He enjoys looking at other males, but not socially interacting with them. Potential DILF

Berin: Hallåja!

Edvin: Jävlar han där borta är så sexig
Berin: Ah de e en Holme

by KingKing69 March 15, 2022

Holmes

Same word as homes but spelled different.

Ayo Homes, how many Holmes are you going to invest in?

Aye Homes! We live in Holmes, NOT Homes…..

by Chief Moskeesha November 29, 2021

A keiran holmes

When a female wears a strap on and the male proceeds to deepthroat it

Albane "hey babe, Wana do a Keiran Holmes tonight?"

Keiran "hell yeah babe. Then I can turn around and you can pop it in my bum"

by thejanitor7 September 11, 2020

peter holmes

A 100mph guy that doesn't know his arse from his elbow, or how to make a coffee

"Joey Essex was once a Peter Holmes ... "

by green deal UK November 06, 2014

sergeant holmes

an ambiguously gay patron of the black arts, i.e. flaming nubian prince. also reffered to as using "crackarniggarfication" as an excuse for being homosexual. assbag. dick gobbler. four time gay nubian prince awardwinner. associated with perpetual tours in iraq, and don't ask don't tell policies. former village person. known for man pleasing, male prostitution rings and having a homosexually related disease named after him (holmititis b a.k.a."nubrian fire." debilitating inflamation of the anus. a deadly disease.)

Man, SPC Rush is a real sergeant Holmes.
i can't come into work today some SGT Holmes motherfucker gave me Holmititus B.

by The sergeant holmes experience September 21, 2008