Caitlin van Hoffen

Caitlin van Hoffen is an awesome friend! She will always stick by you through hard and good times. She is so funny as well and Beautiful. Anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend!

wow I wish I had Caitlin van Hoffen as my bff!

by randomrandomcool August 23, 2011

Hoffman

Clever, kind, and honest.
A Hoffman is a person of with morals of the highest caliber and devilishly good looks.

"Hey do you want to hang out with Hoffman" -Chuck
"Hey you know better than to hassel the hoff" -Bill

by jack_hoffman October 6, 2012

Julia Hoffman

The most loyal and true friend you can possibly have. She is gorgeous, she just can't see it. She has a kind heart, and thinks of others before herself. She usually ends up hurting in relationships because all the guys she likes are total jerks. She deserves a man who will treat right. She is a precious gem. She will always be gorgeous, an amazing poet, and honestly a loyal and true friend.

Jack: I told Julia Hoffman all my secrets last night
Me: She knows all mine, I trust her with my life
Jack: I know, she's so loyal. She's my best friend.
Me: No she's mine, backoff.

by Anonymous 1122 October 18, 2012

Hoffa

Someone who acts like he owns the place. A real piece of shit, who thinks he's a god, but really he is a slimy douchebag. Usually very arrogant and usually has a gay hair cut.

I was eating at McDonald's and this Hoffa walks in. He acted like a douchebag and thought he owned the place. What a Hoffa

by BigLenny September 2, 2017

hoffsexual

Any man who is not native to Germany and yet can stir teutonic passions with an arrogant self denial of their own inescapable naffness, which may take the form of (but not exclusively): an outrageously large curly head of hair, shirtless leather outfits, 80's style dad dancing, or general homoerotic behaviour. Non-Germanic types may suffer extremes of emotion when if the vicinity of a hoffsexual. See also hoff, hasselhoff and bowiesexual

That twat is soooo hoffsexual, I don't know whether to laugh my spleen up or make him eat his own legs.

by LeBeourfCurtaine November 14, 2005

hoffetts

what david hasselhoff's dancers are called.

bob:those hoffetts are really great.
wife:*turns television off*

by letusbeus December 10, 2006

Hoffskeeter

A type of girl who comes to a new school unknowing that the people there have come in contact with her old classmates, which have told her new classmates that she is an unconditional slut who especially likes to perform the waterloo.

Bob: Hey Hoffskeeter, I heard about your past ;
Hoffskeeter: What past!
Bob: Oh you know--your willing past.

by wh10 December 27, 2009