hobbit brunch

When two gay men wake up mid morning after a raunchy night of man on man action and the bottom goes down on the dominant one who destroyed their rectum the night before and he blows the dude, corn and all

Steven awoke suddenly to find his partner Carl having a hobbit brunch

by Fornicater January 11, 2014

Hobbit pocket

An extremely small, hairy and dirty vagina. Sometimes worms can be seen Inching out of it.

Hey dude your mom was god last night. So was your moms hobbit pocket! We're not friends any more fucker!

by aairving April 7, 2015

Hobbitting

An act of intimacy that involves pubic hair, glue and feet. You do the math.

Damn we hobbitted so hard last night I could barely walk!! Hobbitting is great

by Meowdontworryboutit April 6, 2021

Cock Hobbit

A soulless human jumping from cock to cock in search of a partner to marry for money; similar to a gold digger but without the class and or self respect

“That hoe fucked the entire baseball team. What a cock hobbit”

by Freedomoverfear November 25, 2020

hobbit

a small, sand-colored person resembling a hobbit.
this hobbit lurks everywhere, and you should wave at him.
this can be used to scare your dumb friends.

Lauren: "omg, look its the hobbit!"
Melissa: "hey hobbit! everyone wave!"
Frank: "omg.. where's the hobbit? im scared."
Lauren: "the hobbit just told you to gtfo."
Frank: *cries*

by the hobbit's nut May 3, 2008

Hobbit

An extremely short girl with blond hair also goes by Frodo. Cannot reach most things that are above 3 foot from the ground and often gets trampled on in town despite making silly noises as a warning that she's there.

Beth - That Rachael is such a Hobbit. we should call her Frodo

by AnnieInWonderland February 7, 2009

hobbit

a person with extreme or minor hair on thier
feet.

Omg Brian was so attractive untill he wore flip flops and I found out he was a hobbit

by rami chll March 28, 2009