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Blibble Hibble 

A term to describe that moment when a Woman is talking to you, and you realize she is just talking to hear herself speak. You are supposed to be listening, but you really cannot. Why? It is complete rambling blah-blah-blah, yet she has glee in her eyes. It always begins with a couple sentences of set-up, then becomes nonsensical drawn out filler-talk, drama and pointless details that only serve as the preamble to the Main Topic, which seems to take forever to get to - if that ever happens. Usually ends up with you saying 'hold that thought, I need to use the bathroom', just to escape the endless yammering. Eventually, you will plead 'Get to the POINT!!' but this will only upset her, and you'll risk her need to start the whole story over from the beginning. Good luck.
Lisa: Oh, I have to tell you something that happened to the car on the highway.
Mike: Ok...
Lisa: Well, yesterday I was driving on Main Street, by the CVS and I needed some things so I went in and had to wait a long time on line, and I saw Melissa Smith, you know Harry's wife. They invited us over for dinner this Saturday night at 8 pm. Wanna go? Ok, so I was done in CVS, and got back in the car, and headed towards the highway, and I got a call from the dentist to confirm Tuesday's appointment. They're so nice there, that reminds me I got new toothbrushes at CVS...
Mike:...GET TO THE POINT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAR??
Lisa: hold on, so the receptionist at the Dentist said...
Mike: hold that thought I need to hit the bathroom...

Classic case of Blibble Hibble

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Marvin: Yo, dat chick be runnin her mouf all day an night. She ain't sayin' nuthin' but a mess of Blibble Hibble.

Covid Hobby 

A random hobby you pick up when you have covid brain.
New covid hobby gots me searching through all my change to find a penny worth 30,000 dollars.
Covid Hobby by Debful77 October 27, 2023

national rub your hubbys chubby day 

On the first of every month ladies must rub or massage their husbands/boyfriends dick all throughout the day
(Woman)"Today is national rub your hubbys chubby day, i better go massage my man's dick for him"
A hubby is a man (not a boy) that you have come to love . He's someone that's always there for you when you need him. He treats you like a lady as well as acting like a gentleman himself. True enough, everyone's "hubby" will have his own characteristics but one thing that they all have in common is the fact that they make their girlfriend/wifey happy *
My hubby is the only man I need.
Hubby by Love'bug September 2, 2011
From the Gaelic: "High Bard" A bard is a Celtic Poet/Historian, a High Bard is a Master Class Bard.
The Hibbard played the harp and recited historic ballads at the Highland Games.
Hibbard by Robert C. Hibbard October 23, 2003
A random thing that you do in your spare time and it has nothing to do with the rest of your life.

Something that is senseless.

A thing that nobody except for you gives a shit about.
Jimmy's hobby is to collect stamps.
Yeah you guessed it he's a fag.
Hobby by Blah blah bLack shEe October 15, 2011