Herbert Moon

A recurring Character in the epilogue of RDR2 and the story of undead nightmare in RDR. Also, the most based human of the wild west to ever exist

"I'm Herbert MOOOOoooOOOooOOn"
-Herbert Moon

by Veroli October 13, 2022

lemming herder

A person who talks in circles to the point where you get the impression that they are qualified to lead you to a solution until you ultimately discover that they are clueless and you have done it all wrong.

"That guy really sounded like he knew what he was doing so, I went with his way and I bombed in front of my execs. What a lemming herder!"

by delphinus3 April 5, 2010

Mr P Herbert

59 and still a fuck boy

Oi Mr P Herbert come here you fuck boy

by Mr P Herbert October 12, 2020

Herbert

the name of the baby that you do not want to keep; a product of drunken sex at a dirty fraternity house.

"If I dance harder will Herbert die?"

"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."

"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"

by thedouchies May 18, 2009

herbert

the act of inserting nuts (testicles will not work) into the anal or in some instances the vaginal cavity to be retrieved by a small rodent.

Rich: i thought the hampster used to be grey?
Rob: he was until i used him for a herbert

by luckiepee-air January 14, 2011

smurf herfer

somebody who aggressively fondles(plays with) someone elses genitals while playing with theirs....

Jack is such a smurf herfer....

by alucarD Brujah November 23, 2006

herbert and melville

Boobs. Herbert being the right side and Melville his the counterpart to the left.

I had a lot of fun playing with Herbert and Melville last night.

by YaoMama October 15, 2003