1 definition by thedouchies
the name of the baby that you do not want to keep; a product of drunken sex at a dirty fraternity house.
"If I dance harder will Herbert die?"
"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."
"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"
"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."
"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"
by thedouchies May 18, 2009