Heather

A girl with big pretty brown eyes and a nice smile. Her laugh will make you laugh and her giggle will make you fall in love. She usually only falls for douche bags while there are tons of nice guys who are in love with her. If you ever have a chance for her to like you, don't blow it. She's not shy at all the first time you meet her but as you go on to know her you'll see many sides to her. She loves to sing, dance and act but she doesn't know how talented she is. She's worth a million bucks so don't ever lose her. Oh, and she has a nice butt.

Dude 1: Bro, have you seen that girl over there? Her smile is so beautiful.

Dude 2: Of course I've seen her man. Who wouldn't notice her? She's totally a Heather.

by Jacob1993 June 29, 2014

ass heat

The residual warmth on a chair or toilet seat from someone else's butt.

I sat down on the throne in stall 2 and I knew that Carl had just been there from all the ass heat.

by Weepy November 9, 2004

Heather

Pretty much the sweetest person you will ever meet. the most amazing girl you will ever be privileged to know. she is incredibly adorable. she is drop dead gorgeous, amazingly beautiful. she's loyal and faithful and trustworthy, when you see her it gives you butterflies, when she kisses you it makes your knees week and when you hear her voice you melt she is perfection

man she's amazing, she must be a heather.

by I.P Daily. May 5, 2011

Heatherwood Middle School

Heatherwood is a middle school located in Mill Creek Washington . This school is full of thooters , child predators , and white kids who think they're black . The children at Heatherwood are hilarious . The white kids strongly believe they're black and use the N-Word more than the 10 black kids at this school . Then there's the Asian kids that think they can fight , only the lucky people get to watch these "fights" . Heatherwood is full of crackheads in the making . Not a single person has their shit together . And pretty much every single staff member is unreliable and too caught up in all the work they make their students do but that they cannot ever get around to grading.

" I wanted to kill myself when I went to Heatherwood Middle School"

by iSuCkBiGcOcKs April 25, 2019

double deep heat

The practice of ultimate protection whilst engaging in risky intercourse aka banging of the local slut. Two condoms, with a layer of deep heat in-between. Should the outer connie break the wearer will be notified by the partners screams, whilst maintaining the protective layer of connie number one.

I took Susan round the back of White Lion, thank god I double deep heat'd; her pain saved me from a trip to the clinic.

by David, Stephen & Matt November 14, 2015

Heath Ledger

Once sexiest man alive. Now sexiest man dead.

Whenever I see Heath Ledger, it starts getting hot six feet down under.

by The Battery Chicken August 22, 2008

Peter heater

An exceptionally warm vagina.

"Darling, I'm quite cold. May I please stick my frigid penis in your peter heater?"

by Christopher Blake Mitchell February 1, 2007